Post dinner-sushi setengah rega again. Rega asal rm11 lebih, rega baru rm5. Aok, mesti ada salmon!TMN likes Salmon very much!
(ERL on da way balit. Sunyik!)
(TMN's box of half dozen J.Cos. I like donut kaler putih, second row ya. It's sour cream, sik manis but nice to eat! Yummy!! Kacang ya sik brapa)Aritok TMN balit Metrobelacan after one day course di KL. Masa mula2 sampey ari senin that day bukan main miji orang. Dahlah TMN sik dpt hotel dekat ngan tempat kursus (gara2 perhimpunan u-know-lah di PWTC nun.Nasib badan..kuing3x), timing kursus pun sik besh. TMN paling suka kalu kursus ari senin (bley pergi ari jemaat) or ari jemaat (bley extend sampey ahad..huhuhu).
This time TMN dapat hotel rah Bukit Bintang cya. Betul2 tepi Pavillion ( I like I like). Me like the room oso. SO that night TMN tido nyenyak koatan kelelahan. Next day TMN pergi korsos and nait teksi with this unkel and this unkel tiba2 mukak crita besh.
Unkel taxi (UT) : Nice day today. Cerah
Me : Yeah, nice day (er...so??)
U T : Selalu tak ada mcm ni tau
Me : Really? (Mentulu selalu ceres mcm tok bah.SIk heran pon)
U T : Really bright and city nampak beautifool
Me : Pagi memang cerah, petang nanti mesti ujan (me, being skeptical Metrobelacanians.Owes like dat di Metrobelacan or anywhere pulau borneo tok)
U T : NO, no, u dont get confused. This cerah and sejuk. Can't you feel it?
me : I feel the same ( TMN, being skeptical again)
U T : We believe that if cuaca pagi cerah dan sejuk, it's Good Luck day
Me : Really? (kmkurang, iboh nunggu hari cem ya pok. Kun Faya kun ajak)
U T : u know why people called sun "Matahari?"
Me : dunno ( should I bother? teruk nar perangey TMN. Skeptical again)
U T : Mata is eyes la...hari..do you know what is hari?
Me: hari is day lah unkel. Hari isnin, hari selasa...
U T : (giggling)..no..no..it's not...it's general definition. Hari in our words is "God"..so matahari is mata tuhan..bla3x.....please dont get me wrong..bla3x....i dont want to confuse you..bla3x..god's creation..sinaran dia bawa vibration to our skin.....bla3x
Me : nodded...i see....nodded...no, I dont...it's alright Unkel...bla3x (blup3x...alamak, agik lamak ka mok sampey tok?)
akhirnya taxi sampai di PWTC.
U T : So, do you learn smtnhing?
Me : Err...it makes me thinking...of something (alamak, mcm cikgu ler pulak dier ni)
U T : Good..good..at least u appreciate my story...God's creation....it's amazing
Me : dan halus...(mok juak nokok tambah...walhal TMN completely blup2x)
Sampey cya, orang rami. Duhal ada perhimpunan cya...no wonder TMN sik dapat diam hotel dekat2 cya.
Abis jak kursus, terus balit hotel, tukar baju dan jalan2 rah pavillion cya. Orang rami agik, duhal ada perasmian pembukaan kedey ruti high class cya....TMN sempat juak meli J.Co's donut and coba di hotel. Then gurin2 koatan kelelahan and at night kuar agik rah cya for dinner.
Next day awal pagi udah check out dan check in bagasi di KL central cya (koatan awal). Then nait ERL and then buk TMN realize smthing. KL pagi ya amatlah sunyi sekali (mcm kenak serang garuda <- pepatah my late granma) thenmasuk lam ERL, ERL pun sunyik. Where al all KL'ians gone?????So, TMN ambik kesempatanlah menangkap gambar to ngeso orang how sunyik the ERL was. Rasa2 mcm TMN lam movie, whereby u are a few suvivors or last human on earth then kenak deported ke secret science Lab by this future tube (ERL lah ya...imajinasi melampo bah. Too much of Sci-Fi's!). Samppey KLIA, TMN raon2 agik cya sampey terbeli perfume.
Then, masuk lam flight, duduk seblah this fellow, org srawak juak la (dengar nya kakar), English nya pun not bad ( dengarnya kakar ngan stewardess) and asyik maca newspaper spjng perjalanan ke Metrobelacan (apa ndak kah dibacanya ya). Kuar dari flight, langkah nya pun macho. TMN was tailing him (coz nya jalan laju compare org lain cya bah). Nanggarlah Beg sandang aka Beg sekolahnya tulis "skania". Poket depan transparent, so TMN saw smthing like this :
Toothpaste ijo putih. Sik concentrate jenama apa dipakeynya.
Pencuci muka dan pelembab Safi (Botol mengkodok)!!!!!!!!!!
Ner8x!!!!!! U've got to be kidding!!! BUkan main macho tapi makey Safi Mengkodok??? bkan ya untuk pompuan ka???
Ptg ya, TMN berkareyh pergi Guardiyen and nanggar jenama dipakey that guy (tokey Safi mesti suka coz ya indirectly advertising their product). Duhal Safi Mengkodok ya bernama Safi Rania, untuk memutihkan dan mengurangkan tanda penuaan!!!! Ayoyo....
What a trip!


3 comments:
wahhhhhhh.....xsesia jgk trip TMN kali ini ya...byk juga information yg dia dpt selain dr kosos...kira bonus jgk lar pasal "matahari" ya....say sengkyuverimac ler ngn "unkle matahari" ya...kedong nya merik free bah information pasal matahari nya ya...kihkihkih...
hihihi....bok ku tau..bkn hnya org empuan jak makey pencuci muka & penyegar muka safi rerupanya ada jgk "guy macho" makey product ya...yahhh...terserlah asa mancho nya makey ya bah..kihkihkih....cali ehhhh...mengkodok gik ya.....geli geli....
unkel matahari ya madah ouh, sinaran matahari ya is like vibration to our body...mcm wireless info antara God and human...God ya mcm hardware and kita mensia tok software..so anything said and done yang bait or yang sik bait semua akan disalurkan melalui sinaran la ya tek. And then nya madah dunia tok pernah sekali putus cahaya matahari in one second and at that time manusia jadi bingong. Me tot gerhana but unkel ya madah bukan....nya madah nya agik molah research...(errr...biar benar unkel ya ouh...)
hahahaha pasankah angkau wahai TMN ari u balit ya publik holidey kl.. pasan kottt... calilah lu..
like the one on safi rania.. kah kahkahkah ilanaggg machooo kah kah kah kah...
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