Nafs.

Hallu semue.....lamak udah TMN sik memblog. Ney ndak..busy jak keja...macamlah the end of the world if TMN sik siapkan kerja-kerja yang sentiasa di cop 'urgent' ajak jak. Sik lamak Ramadhan akan berkunjung tiba. Mun mok dicongak tolak campur darab bahagi next week will be our last week before sesi detox beramai-ramai selama sebulan berlaku. Sebelum TMN lupak agik, tok TMN mok promote crita tok. Semuanya berlaku secara kebetulan dan bak kata urgtua, mun dah rezeki sikkan ke mana-mana.

It should be TMN youngest sis empun projek kolejnya. Task yang diberik ngannya sik lain sik bukan molah chrita padah urgtua dolok. So, seperti biasa, TMN youngest sis dan kengkawannya molah skrip pakey crita sidaknya. Kaknya nya mintak tolong kawannya yg kebetulan ada rumah prodaksi nya empun (mind the spelling lam blog tok. Nang sengaja ditulis kedak ya). Gineykah org lam rumah ya ek tertarik hati ngan projek dan idea adik TMN dan kengkawannya alu berhasrat mok molah crita menar-menar. So, the rest becomes sejarah. So kinek tok sidakknya gagorey molah timbak gmbar kesana kemari. So, for those mok ingin tauk lebih jauh agik, iboh lupak nanggar lam mukabuku fanpage crita tok. Segala-segalanya ada cya...ok...mok molah potatoes salad lok pakey potluck isok ari!

Ceska Republica

Ahoj!

I love travelling. Travelling is my name. I just couldn't abstained myself from travelling. Be it a short journey home or fourteen or fifteen hours flight, I just love travelling. I'm so grateful and thankful to God that myself for once had a chance to travel to places of which I have never dreamed of. To tell you guys the truth, I have never thought that I would be given chance in a lifetime to study abroad for 4 years and travel around Europe with my beloved sisters and friends. Although it all happened almost 10 years ago, I still have this feeling that I've just coming back from that place. I'm also thankful to my friends who advised me to travel as much as I can whilst studying over there. At first I decided to ignore their advice completely but after I saw and found out that travelling by using your student card will give so much advantageous and benefits to you, finally I changed my mind saying "Hey, why not?". Luckily I took my friends' advices and visited so many places of which I may not get the opportunity to do it now.

The first place that I visited was in the year 2000, and out of all places, I paid a visit to Prague & Plzen. Why Prague & Plzen? More important question, where is Plzen?

Prague or Praha (they way they called it) located in the heart of Czech Republic or the local referred their place as Ceska Republica. Have you ever heard of "Swarovski" before? Swarovski is not just name belongs to Daniel Swarovski, He was an apparentice, skilled in the art of glass cutting, making Bohemian crystal glass popular all over the world. Anyway, Bohemia is another name of Czech Republic. So, this country is well-known with their Bohemian Crystal. You can easily find such crystals sold everywhere in Prague. I even managed to buy few of them as a souvenirs! Prague is the capital city of Czech Republic.

Plzen as told by Mr. Know-It-All, Mr. Wiki - is a city in Western Bohemia in the Czech Republic. It is the fourth most popoulous city in Czech Republic and the city is known worldwide for Pilsener beer. Wait a minute (background sound : Car's tyre screeching) - Pilsener Beer? yup, you read it write. I went there not because of it's beer, ohkay. Nauzubillah...it's all because I happened to have a friend staying over there (okay guys, you can deeply exhale now). So, since I've got a golden chance to visit this country, why not paid a visit to his place as well, right?

If you decided to go to Prague in your next destination, there are few places that I have been that you cannot be missed :-

Prague Castle

The castle is the largest functioning castle in the world and it's the seat of the Czech government. You can reach there by foot, strolling cobbled and hilly street to reach there. There are so many small craft shops along the street, making your journey to reach the castle less tiresome. If you got lucky ( which I did that time :)), you will have an opportunity to watch the changing of guards ceremony.

Next to the castle is the most visible being Prague Cathedral - St. Vitus Cathedral. As the castle was located on top of the hill, you can watch a beautiful scenic view from there.

Charles Bridge

Charles Bridge in Prague is unforgettable as it is the bridge that connect the Little Quarter where Prague Castle is and Old Town. It was constructed in the 14th century after the destruction of the original Judith Bridge and is lined by 30 statues. There is one interesting plaque on the bridge with statue called the statue of John of Nepomuk which believed to bring you luck and ensure your return to Prague (I have been to Prague twice fyi) by touching the falling priest on the plaque. Another scenic and suitable place to take your pic.

Taken at Charles Bridge. Far right is the Prague Castle

Old Town Prague

Old Town (Staré Město) is considered by many to be the very heart of Prague. It has lots of tiny streets and is chock full of sights and sounds. Walking here is like walking in fairy-tale land. Lots of shops selling cute string puppets and crystals. My friend even bought one string pinocchio puppet there and I myself managed to buy small cute toy of dancing wooden ladybirds. Too cute too resist!

Most streets seem to lead to Old Town Square - one of the largest and most impressive open public spaces in Europe.

Old Town seemingly has its own Prague attractions too. It's highlighted by Old Town Square, Church of Our Lady Before Tyn, the amazing astronomical clock.

Astronomical Clock

One of the most mesmerizing sights in Prague might be this legendary astronomical timepiece. You didn't want to miss a chance to watch the clock's show everytime the hour strikes.

Wenceslas Square

Besides of the historical monument there, It's also a huge boulevard and is essentially the shopping and business center of Prague. Here you'll find the plenty of shops, restaurants, cafe and big hotels. The people there are extremely helpful, so asking directions here is as easy as A B C. We bought a pizza which can serve for 8 people for only about 1USD ! No kidding. The food here is extremely cheap (and not forgetting yummy too!). And don't forget to try their turkish coffee....pekat sepekat pekat yang tidak boleh dipekat pekatkan lagi. Kinda double shot espresso.

Okay, enough of Prague. Do you want me to tell you about Plzen too? there's nothing much there. Like what I have been telling you guys before, I went there to visit my friend. We took a train there and it was 1 hour journey from Prague. The only interesting place there he said was the beer museum. Hmm. But he did take initiative by bringing us to the tower situated right in the centre of Plzen. We had to take about 300 stairs to reach the top of the tower. From the tower you can take a 360 degrees view of Plzen. So, if you don't have any friends there and you don't drink beer, it's advisable for you to skip this place.

By the way, Bata Shoes (kasut lagi...) was originated from Czech Republic. They called it as Bah-kee-yaa, no Bah-taa. Thanks for the info, Tomas :)

Au Revoir!

Yesterday was an official notification that TMN is resigning from her office. It has been one(1) year plus TMN struggled herself there, shouldering simple but yet complicated responsibilities. That particular period of time enough for TMN to sense that "something is wrong somewhere". When they asked TMN on what was the main reason of her leaving the office in such short period of time, TMN gave typical answer of which you can easily find at job's website : better offer / salary. In fact, that was not actually the main reason. Main reason was this :- Afraid that her future will be hold at stake, appreciating the danger that she will encounter should she proactively and fearlessly fighting for something which she honestly believe to be unprofessional and unethical. She was the right candidate that does not fit in such office culture. It's like fitting the round cube into the square one. Wow, very contradictory statement.

TMN loves TMN's job so much, fully dedicated to it. Hence, there are some minor (not major) improvement on the system during TMN's tenure in that office. There will definitely be a major one, should they listen to TMN advise : restructuring the jd as the present one is very-very impractical. The system in-use no longer capable of holding the expansion of the business. Just imagine, having from less than 10 people works in there from more than 100 plus at present. It's like having one 20 watt bulb to light on the whole mansion, 15kv generator to be utilised for one big town. Ok, enough of using metaphore!

Restructuring was a simple one, does not need any capital invested in it at all. Some portion of works to be dispersed to the right department. In other words, the rightful owner. Some unnecessary and non-value added works to TMN to be transferred to those who can make it valuable and necessary. Again, this not involved creating a new position, it is just simply an act of filling in what was left vacant.

Guess what TMN gets when this proposal been brought to the top management? destructive criticisms!

Did TMN mention "proactively and fearlessly fighting for something which she honestly believe to be unprofessional and unethical" ? Wish TMN could write a full story out of it. There is a reason why TMN doesn't want to share the whole piece of cake in here. Enough to say it involves some process of which capable to be exposed with some risks and implication.

The rest, TMN leaves the reader to ponder.

TMN now is ready to move forward and "jadikan pengalaman ini sebagai sebuah kisah klasik".

Last but not least, one siginificant question posed by someone during exit interview yesterday : " Y such in a hurry? are you resigning because of you are under duress?".

Haha. Enough said.

Revival

Hello guys...

It has been ages since my last entry was somewhere in 2008, where I have all of my sweet time at Porto Seres, writing, blogging, posting any topics that I feel I would like to share with all of you.

I guess, from now on I will definitely have time to blog again.

There are times when I really feel that I would like to revive my old fav pasttimes - writing a story. I have been writing short stories since I was 9 years old and the my last time was smwhere in 1996/1997. Still remember those times, where I sought for my friends' advice to do proof reading on my short story.

I could not recall what was the main reason of me stopping myself from continue writing a story. Perhaps, lots of things have been revolving around me like crazy, unconsciously fading my interest and passion away. Two of my other friends have launched themselves as part-time writer (Both are sisters). One of them even had her play shown in theater, KL last year. This, once again did perk me up from my mundane routine in my everyday life.

Maybe I should give myself one more chance again.

Reviving this blog for a starter.

Not bad huh?

Jejak kaseh dan Spa Treatment Day

Last week tatkala mensia Porto dan juga mensia-mensia lain bercuti ari jemaat, TMN sik maok melepaskan peluang untuk balit ke kampung halaman. Nasib juak TMN book awal-awal tiket udara asia coz org pun rami juak balit ke kuch2 hota hei.

Masa TMN tengah membizikan diri di Aeroporto Metrobelacan dengan membaca buku apaapantah, suddenly TMN di agak oleh this one old couple, bala sidak mantan ECM taun 2008 di Porto Seres dolok. Ada TMN took a glimpse muka sidak couple ya. The Unkel’s face looks very familiar. Mcm pernah ku jumpa, tapi di mana ya. Kak ya, the auntie dudok seblah TMN while the Unkel dudok seberang rows of seat tempat TMN dudok. Dengarlah sidak ya bertutor dalam bahasa ibunda sidak duak ya lah. TMN dengar juak tapi sik faham (sik jakuk bah…). Then ada juak TMN terdengar the auntie nyebut nama timangan TMN tapi TMN sik lalek. TMN seriously thought nya salah dengar or nama org ya disebut auntie ya adalah secara kebetulan (yakni kerbau dua serupa bak kata pepatah OF). Then the auntie ya tek macam sik puas hati juak ngan TMN. Dudok nya opposite TMN, seblah menyeblah ngan si Unkel ya tek. And then sidak ya berkakar agik. TMN still sekda merik apa-apa tindakbalas kimia ngan sidak duak. Last-last si auntie tok tek mcm fed up, dudok nya balit tepi TMN. TMN still concentrate maca buku. Last-last di penghujung Telenovela tek, si Unkel tok pun mukak mulut nanyak ngan TMN. Mula-mulanya nanyak TMN balit Kuch2 ka, TMN madah aok. Kak ya nya nanyak TMN tok anak kepada *beep* beep* (nama bapak TMN) kah? TMN terus paused, mata pun sik berkelip. Then buk teringat duhal unkel tok tidak lain tidak bukan jiran tetangga TMN masa mola2 berhijrah balit ke Kuch (from Koala Lompa) dolok. Alehai, rasa mcm org bangun dari koma jak masa ya (Errr…pernah koma ker…nauzubillah….palis palis….ya pakey arum bulak ajak ya). TMN yang teramat malu seribu bintang tek terus hugs auntie mcm org dijejak kasihkan……malu ehhhsssss……nasiblah unkel ya negor. Mun sik mesti sidak ya heran pehal TMN tok eksen gilak sampey sik mok tegor. Nasib nar lah sidak duak ya dapat anak jiran tetangga yang blur seribu bintang. Org rami di Aeroporto cya juak turut menyaksikan adegan jejak kasih ya tek. Malu malu dan teramat malu……..koatan rasa guilty ya lah tek. Alulah auntie ya nanyak khabar berita and then nya madahlah nya ekceli udah kelale TMN masa nya pusin2 carik tempat dudok cya. Sekali sidak duak ya nanggar muka TMN. Padah si auntie ngan si unkel tok tek, bukan pompuan ya anak kepada *beep* *beep* kah? Kuriositi kills the pusak, so they both dudoklah sebelah menyeblah dan seberang menyebrang ngan TMN. Kebetulan juak masa ya cya jak rows of seats yang masih kosong. Dudok nya seblah, alu nya neybut nama timangan TMN dan juga adik-beradik TMN. Sekali TMN sekda respond. So koatan nya sik puas hati tek, dudok nya sebrang TMN mok nanggar muka TMN betol2x just to kompom agik. TMN still juak menganjak matanya dari buku apaapantahnya ya. So, alternatif terakhir tek, si Unkel tok terus negor TMN lah….TMN sik kan lupak peristiwa ya koh.

Sampey di Kuch2 sinun, TMN terus mukak cerita ya tek ngan ayehenda bonda. Sidak ya nang sik mampu berkata apa-apa…hanya mengeleng-gelengkan kapla sahaja…..kali dalam hati sidak duak ya madah “nasib narlah dapat anak blur mcm TMN tok”….huhuhuhuhu….

Hari berganti hari, tunggulah masa dan saat yang dinanti-nantikan oleh TMN dan adik-beradik : SPA Treatment DAY!!!!!! TMN dan adik-beradik tok kononnya mok coba aromatherapy massage di Damey Puree Rizot n Spa nun di kaki gunung sentubung. Tempat ya dolok dikenali sebagai Damey Lagun tapi Manajimen udah bertukar org, so, that brings the new name lah kiranya. That massage will last for about one hour and it costs us RM180 sepalak. Yang besh, tempat nya facing laut, siap molah tour ngan sidak adik-beradik TMN tempat nya molah massage ya tek. So book lah sidak adik-beradik ya tek. Appointment pukoi 5 petang.

On that day, TMN dan adik-beradik sampey around 5.15 petang cemya….rushing bukan main agik. AdiK TMN drebeng bagaikan aksi drever formula satu….iboh agiklah, with that bumpy road, arum bulak palak tok berapa kali terhantuk bumbung keta. Statement paling besh dari adik TMN “Sik hal, sakit badan jak dolok kelak kenak urut” . Sampey sinun, kmkurg limpas Gym berdinding kaca. So ada can org mok nunjuk bodi beautiful ngan org limpas cya. Tetapi tetapu sekda guys encem. Terjumpa bekas cikgu adik TMN cya adalah.Then kmkurg terus pergi ke tempat spa cya. Sidak ya udah nunggu duhal, cara nyambut kmkurg ya alehai…very the VIP. Malu juak rasa coz sik penah dilayan cemya bah. Kak ya kmkurg disuruh nunggu cya sambil diberik cold towel (bukan cold turkey) pakey cuci muka dan tangan. Kmkurg juak diberik minum aik teh sejok campur liyak. Kak ya, sesi spa pun bermula. Mola-mola rasa seronot dan besh bukan main. Tang nyaman jak nya ngurut bah (sidak tukang urut ya di import khas dari Bali.Bukan main adik TMN tutor serawak ngan sidak ya mola2x…huhu). Ada masanya TMN tertido coz nyaman rasa badan bah. Ada juak part rasa sakit juak coz badan sik biasa di urut bah. That session lasts 1 hour 30 mins (30 mins diextend ngan kmkurg koh…hehehe). Rasa mcm sekejap jak. Lekak abis sesi tek, adik TMN komplen pinggang nya rasa lebam. Check2 sik juak ada tanda2 lebam. One da way balit rumah, TMN and another passenger boleh tertido lam keta koatan badan rasa nyaman dan relax tek. Dinner sekejap, then balit rumah tukar baju dan terus tido. Semua tido awal. Hehehe…tapi adik TMN sorang ya madah tido nya sik nyenyak coz badannya sakit. Bukan main TMN cakap besar ngan adik nya yang nya sik rasa sakit apa-apa pun. Next day…alehai…..buk rasa sakitnya menyerang TMN. Bukannya sakit apa, tapi sakit sebab rasa mcm lebam-lebam ya bah. Brapa kali nyuruh org check ada sik tanda-tanda lebam di badan TMN, sikit pun sekda tanda2 lebam arum bulak. Nampak sangat sik biasa di urut. Kueng3x….last-last mok ngurangkan rasa sakit tek, TMN telan la panadol duak bijik (iboh kitakurg tetak maca part ya. Seriously rasa lebam oouhhh).Only the day after bok sekda rasa sakit agik. Amazingly, apa TMN perati dan observe lekak sesi ya tek :-

i. Badan rasa ringan

ii. Badan rasa relax dan tang mok tido ajak (next time better book a room dekat SPA cya..sak terus tido lekak menyepa tek).Mok layan mata ajak bah.

iii. Sakit di urat leher TMN ilang (lamak udah TMN ngidap sakit ya bah. Setiap kali TMN tense, molah lah sakit ya menyerang koh. Kadang2 TMN sik dapat tahan agik sampey telan panadol pakey ngilang rasa sakit ya)

So, TMN sik kan jerak ngagak tempat ya agik. Udah plan mok pergi cya agik in Dec masa cuti panjang……InsyaAllah..so those yang mok release tensi dan sakit-sakit badan, amat-amat digalakkan mencoba SPA cya. For your info, that massage paling popular cya sampey masa ya the whole day fully booked for that session!!!

For your info again, that session was aromatheraphy massage, makey lavender oil…sidak ya makey Bali dan Swedish(???) pun style urut….Nya attack pressure point kita…worth trying especially for those who sits long hours in front of PC….

Rumah angus??

Seperti biasa aktiviti rutin TMN mun balit Kuch2 adalah tidak lain dan tidak bukan pergi mengukur jeraya. On the way berjalan-jalan tek tiba-tiba ada kepulan asap tebal yang luar biasa jelas kelihatan di area kampung cya. Mula-mula udah TMN saspek mungkin ada rumah terbakar tapi sik la sampey gagorey mok pergi menyiasat rumah sapa yang terbakar. Lekak raon2 tek, kmkurg pergi meli susor pisang di area yang sama. Sekali abis meli, kmkurg pulang rumah makey jeraya yang biasa. Sik jauh di terrific light cya, keta mula bergerak perlahan-lahan. Then TMN dengar sora adik TMN madah duhal asap tebal yang luar biasa ya datang dari arah yang sik jauh dari kereta-kereta yang bergerak perlahan.

Semakin lamak kereta kmkurg semakin dekat dengan asap tebal ya tek dan kereta-kereta semakin lama semakin bergerak perlahan. Orang rami mula kelihatan. TMN dah agak asap tebal ya meme datang dari rumah. Ada rumah terbakar. Orang semua berdiri sik jauh dari rumah yang terbakar itew. Kereta Bomba belum sampey cya duhal. Check lagi dan lagi roper2nya bukan rumah terbakar. Sangkaan TMN meleset sekali. Duhal kedey kek lapis terbakar. Ada org yang tercegat nanggar, tak kurang juak ada org yang ngambik gambar dan video makey hp (termasuk adik TMN tok la..hehe), org sumer sik dapat molah apa-apa coz kedey ya nang udah rentung dijilat api arum bulak.

Tika dan masa adik TMN ngambik vid syut ya tek, keta bomba pun datang. Org rami mula kecoh. Then ada sorang pakcik tok sempat jadi polis traffic mengawal lalu lintas cya. Keta kmkurg kebetulan lalu cun-cun masa sidak bomba ya turun mok madam kan api. Nanggarlah sidak bomba ya in action cari pili air. Ya buk live telecast kedey orang terbakar. Kesian juak TMN nanggar kedey ya koh. Kali ada lintar pintas dalam kedey ya coz tauk-tauk la...kedey kek lapis bah, oven mesti bertingkat-tingkat...or mebbe juak oven sidak ya berolah ka...or mungkin tokey kedey ya udah fed-up rami gilak org nempah kek nya. So, nya kira tensi seribu bintang la...alu kedey nya binasa. Eh, sik patut..sik lojik bunyi ya...

oklah....TMN Prodaksyen Haus mempersembahkan klip kedey terbakar.....

p/s : adik TMN siap juak molah komen cemtok "toklah first time kmk nanggar live rumah terbakar"....bunyi mcm nya org nanggar movie ajak nya ya....

Godown Beach

Hehehehe..kitakurg mesti pause seketika mok locate cney ndakkah Godown Beach ya...alaa....lam Malaysia juak..bukan di Ostralee ataupun mana-mana area di Mayamee nun....sitok ajak...

Ekceli bukan TMN yang sebenarnya kenak pergi cya. Trip ya sepatutnya dikongsi bersama oleh Major dan Mini B. Camneykah Mini B ada komitmen lain tek, nak tak nak semut mila tok juak disuruh pergi. Sampey sinun semut mila tok jadi tukang pass mikrofon ngan major b pakey nya kakar ngan org. Nasib badan lerr...

Ok back to me stori. So, dengan berat hatinya si TMN tok ngekot. Masa pergi ya nang rasa kenak paksa seribu bintang...

Day One

The day before try to call unkel taxi to fetch TMN from da haus at 7.30 in da morning. Kol kol sik di angkat. Ney ndakkah tuju pakcik ya kah. Sik hal lah. Last2 mintak simpati ngan transporto Porto Seres. Nyuruh sekretaris genit handle. Ok set. Then nyuruh sekretaris genit buk otel di New J. Then nyuruh tukar teket flight (amboik..banyak nya demand TMN tok eh. Kalah Diva! Koatan ati geram coz kenak miting paksa bah (buka kawen paksa aaa). Semua dapat di settle oleh sekretaris genit sekelip mata sahaja. Kagumz TMN. Then nrimak undangan dari Datin SMS ke rumah beraya. Have to tolak coz brg banyak belum di pack. Balit rumah terus packing and then dozed off.

Day Two

Drever F1 Porto Seres datang tepat pada masanya. Sekali lagi TMN kagumz. Nang rasa porto seres tok udah berseikantongkol mok TMN pergi miting. Then ngambik Major B before headed to the Aeroporto. Everything berjalan lancar. Sampey sinun, mukak hp dpt mesej ada drever F1 Porto J akan ngambik TMN dan Major B. Tetapi anak Major B udah datang mok ngambik Major B dan TMN. So nak tak nak, TMN soranglah nait kereta Porto J tok. Drever ya frenly juak la. Banyak Crita. TMN critala pasal TMn ada task mok nagih doc dari smone di Porto Cape Escape (u guys go n figure cney tempat ya). Asal tek just mok nanyak brapa jauh Porto J ke Porto Cape Escape. Duhal sik jauh. Mcm jauh Aeroporto Metrobelacan ke Porto Seres la...TMN tot it will take one whole day. Alhamdulillah..the drever offer mok ngantar TMN pergi cya. Save duit aku....

Drever siap nanyak apa plan hari khamis lekak ngambik doc. TMN no idea. the Drever nanyak ada ngembak pasporto kah sik. Sekda. Mun ada tek Drever boleh ngembak TMN ke Toomasik, drop TMN di Jalan Orcat (translate kedirik kitakurg)...soping puas2 (maceylah TMN tok ada seguni duit. Mun ada seguni ya, pakey apa kerja di porto seres). Then kak ya drever ngambik dan antar balit ke otel. WHAAAATTTTTTT????!!!! Biar menar drever tok. Duhal ada org porto seres pernah di embak cemya. So, meme lam pakej sidak ya lah kunun tek. Nyesal sik ngembak. Cobalah ngembak, dapatla TMN pusin kelilin Toomasik dengan pengangkutan kiranya pree tek.......tidaaakkkk...TMN terlepas peluang sejuta dalam seumur idup tek....nang bukan rezki TMN lah ya....

Sampey otel, terus lepak lam bilit sampey sik larat mok berjalan2 di luar. Coca sik juak berapa mengizinkan. Sekali mok bukak beg LuwiButon TMN ya tek, kunci nya tertinggal di Metrobelacan! uh oh...camney tok ouh....nak tak nak kena pergi berjalan2 juak carik apa2 menda pakey mukak mangga kunci beg ya tek. Sekali masa turun ke lobi terjumpa major b. Alu terus mukak crita kunci lupak di Metrobelacan. Major B terus merik 1 whole sets anak kunci apa2ntah ngan TMN to terai bukak. Nasib dapat. Mun sik..entah le....ya lah akibat mun kenak paksa miting. Mcm2 menda cem ya boleh berlaku. Otel decentla. That night TMN just molah room servis try ciken rice. Nyaman koh.

Day Three

Bekpas di cafe cya. Sik banyak choice. Limited seat juak. TMN ngambik jus and then engkah ke meja cya sebagai langkah buking meja tek before ngambik barang makan. Sekali balit ke meja, ada this one guy join semeja ngan TMN. Aik, sejak bila aku ada geng makan ni. Merik senyuman plastik ngan that guy. Sik kan that guy sik nanggar segelas jus gova terpampang di meja cya. Ada tempat lain nya bley numpang, mok juak numpang meja TMN. Sik juak madah nya mok numpang. Bley selamba-land jak makan cya. Seolah-olah TMN tok bukan stranger nya. Sekali masa mok makan, PRRAAANNGGG!!! Meja ya terangkat kenak kaki TMN yang panjang itew. So, jatuhlah butiran nasik yang masuk lam mulut that guy tek. Haaaa..ambik...sapa nyuruh join. Tapi TMN malu ler. Siap minta mahap manyak2 ngan that guy. That guy just senyum ajak and then continue makan. Alahai, dahlah kenak tompang, di wat derk org agik ya. Sik hal. Kak ya nya makan cepat2 and then terus blah. Buk la TMN dapat makan dengan aman damai cya. Then around 9 drever datang ngambik TMN, Major B and another grup from Porto Seulas Pinang. It took 5 mins ajak pergi Porto J. Porto J amatlah bersih dan cantik...siap ada mcm Mariners Klub agik ya...kagums.... Mcm resort ada, mcm Spa pun ada.....kagumz. Miting berjalan dengan lancar. Masa miting sempat kol sekretaris genit to tukar tiket flight agik (sik jadik stay one day cya) and then kensel otel di New J. Set! (asyik set ajak sekretaris genit ya koh). Siap ada tour de Porto J lagi tu lekak Miting. Org yang ngembak grup TMN tok tek sebijik macam roper penyanyi "lelaki tok"(translate kedirik kitakurg). Kagumz again. Tup2 masa touring Porto tek, ujan pun turun..amatla tidak besh. Abis miting around 5 smthing. Balit otel terus Peng!

Day Four

Turun bekpas. Menu sama. kak ya masuk lip. Sekali masa lam lip, tiba2 lip berhenti. Alamak..belukuk alu si TMN tok eh. Tekan2 pintu sik bukak2. Mengucap banyak dan beristighar banyak2 buk lip ok. Bukak ajak TMN terus kuar and tukar lip. Sampey bilit, pek barang and then check out. Pergi collect doc di Cape Escape. Kacak oooo......sekali lagi TMN kagumz. Lekak ya, terus ke Aeroporto dan berakhirlah trip TMN di Godown Beach....phewww.....legaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Haru Everibodi...Long time No C

(taiyer stori)

Haru everibodi..nama brita? udah lamak sik memblog. Jari-jemari tok pun udah berkarat kali..terpaksa naip sigek-sigek ( bulak ko ya na...yg ari2 kitak di opis ya naip apa? naip meja ka). Lamak udah site tok kenak abandoned. Site terbengkalai bukan kerana kontraktor sik cukup bajet or rega simen, besi dan segala mcm nait. Rizen utamanya adalah :-

i. Sekda idea mok blog apa

ii. Not in a mood to blog (not for love)

iii. Miji coz jadi eskutip terjun

iv. Miji yang apa2ntah

v. Sekda crita besh

vi. Malas

Paling last entry bulan feb ariya. Then terus senyap sunyi. Aktiviti TMN dalam 2 bulan yang lepas adalah seperti berikut :-

i. Molah Dummy AR - udah lamak abis. Siap boleh donlot dari website berusaha mesia agik ya.

ii. AGM - OK jugaklah ariya. Sik brapa cooking pressure kali tok. Mungkin secret ingredient nya kaw2 kali....entahler..heh heh....tapi peristiwa paling TMN sik dapat mok lupak lah masa TMN dan rombongan Cik Kiah balit Metrobelacan lekak AGM ya tek. Sekali masa ya TMN drebeng, kopailet nya si Kich Jatey (tanyak ngan Omega Fong sapakah org ya sebenar2nya). Bukan main spiding gonzalez...tiba-tiba kenderaan rasa lain mcm. Nasib TMN memperlahankan kenderaan. Then tiba2 ada bunyi meletup and then depan kenderaan berasap anak meyreng. Nasib juak pailet dan kopailet sumer org2 skema. So, duak2 disturbingly calm ajak nanggar tayar burst. Then cepat2 sidak duak ya ngambik jek dan taiyer extra. Sekali jek sik cukup tinggi. bah, terpaksa nunggu another kenderaan yang mana jauh ketinggalan di belakang. So dalam adalah dalam masa 15-20 mins sidak ya buk sampey. Dahlah TMN sik sempat mok bekpas. Coca panas terit, tawakal jak TMN palak nya sik berolah (coz TMN ada histeri maigren bah). Last-last, afetr 2 jek and the beanstok dipakey, dapat juak taiyer ya di tukar. Lekak ya, Major B Amoy yg kebetulan nompang kasih ngan kmkurg ngekot balit metrobelacan makey jln darat (apakesh nya ya), terus nyeruk kmkurg singgah di Seri Amandamai and carik kedey woksop yg dibuka. Pusin sigek bandar, sik jumpa. Singgah di poliz steshen pun sidak poliz madah sekda yg bukak cya. last2 lunchla rombongan cik kiah di Kepeci cya makan snek plet. Lekak ya, sambung perjalanan ke C-booh. Sampey cya, ada geng major b. berkareyh dtg bukak kedey woksop. Then dinner seapoot cya (opposite Sarawak haus. Sememangnya nyamai). Then sambung jalan sampey di Slango, lepak kejap minum kopi...so last2 sampey metrobelacan pukoi 12 lebih. Lotih TMN. Nasib boz tumpang simpati ngan kejadian ya tek, alu merik cuti ngan kmkurg. So, buleylah TMN ilek2 bangun the next day and guna masa yg ada untuk bayar cukai.

Ya jaklah crita yang ada sikit interesting. Mun ada yg besh giler, kelak TMN kabar2kan lam site tok.

Last but not least, to my dear frenz, LK aka Lin Kich dan juga Datin SMS..Selamat Pengantin Baru. Semoga panjang umor dan murah rezki...amin.........

It's All About Aaron Kembara!

uwaaaaa!!!!!!

Alehai apalah nasib ku....udahlah ariya Aaron TMN kenak lantak, now menda lain juak yang timbul. Bak pepatah TMN ada menyebut "Sudah Jatuh Ditimpa Kembara"......

Yesterday, waktu TMN balit rumah, suddenly bunyik bising nok mcm bunyi org tetak2 pusuk ya makin menjadik jak bunyi.....mun Kembara ya di lambatkan sikit, mulalah obvious bunyi nya tetapi tetapu mun dipolah laju, sekda bunyi agik. Rasa mcm smthing loose ajak bunyi bah. TMN udah susah hati coz badan Aaron kenak lantak ariya pun belum settle2 agik tok (that workshop open at odd hours..bukak dalam pukoi lapan (mcm org kerja opis), lunch sampey pukoi 1.30 (but much longer than that it seems...).

Ingat mok ngantar aritok tek dengan meminta bantuan Datin SS. Tiba-tiba menda lain dolok yang memerlukan perhatian. So this morning TMN ngantar pergi workshop di Parkcity and then siasat punya siasay duhal absorber patah!!!!!!! camney nya patah TMN pun sik tauk tetapi TMN suspek ayahanda TMN yang menyebabkan Aaron cemya coz masa balit Kuch2 hota hei dolok makey jalan darat, pernah sekali kaki kanan Aaron terusuk masuk lubang yang agak dalam sampey TMN melambung sampey palak langgar bumbung. So, repair segala repair sekali kos RM500 something. GULP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mun TMN sik mok repair, takut menda ya melarat and kenak menda lain agik of which akan menambahkan koz baikpulih. SO, nak tak nak TMN pun repair jaklah.

Putih matalah TMN masa "Soping2 day" tok kelak.......uwaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

TMN was so frustrated,angry campuq lega (at least menda ya udah disettle)..alamak, kena ikat perutlah TMN bulan tok kelak.....

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-(

Where are all the KL'ians gone????

Post dinner-sushi setengah rega again. Rega asal rm11 lebih, rega baru rm5. Aok, mesti ada salmon!TMN likes Salmon very much!

(Taken masa on da way balit)

(My room)

(ERL on da way balit. Sunyik!)

(TMN's box of half dozen J.Cos. I like donut kaler putih, second row ya. It's sour cream, sik manis but nice to eat! Yummy!! Kacang ya sik brapa)

Aritok TMN balit Metrobelacan after one day course di KL. Masa mula2 sampey ari senin that day bukan main miji orang. Dahlah TMN sik dpt hotel dekat ngan tempat kursus (gara2 perhimpunan u-know-lah di PWTC nun.Nasib badan..kuing3x), timing kursus pun sik besh. TMN paling suka kalu kursus ari senin (bley pergi ari jemaat) or ari jemaat (bley extend sampey ahad..huhuhu).

This time TMN dapat hotel rah Bukit Bintang cya. Betul2 tepi Pavillion ( I like I like). Me like the room oso. SO that night TMN tido nyenyak koatan kelelahan. Next day TMN pergi korsos and nait teksi with this unkel and this unkel tiba2 mukak crita besh.

Unkel taxi (UT) : Nice day today. Cerah

Me : Yeah, nice day (er...so??)

U T : Selalu tak ada mcm ni tau

Me : Really? (Mentulu selalu ceres mcm tok bah.SIk heran pon)

U T : Really bright and city nampak beautifool

Me : Pagi memang cerah, petang nanti mesti ujan (me, being skeptical Metrobelacanians.Owes like dat di Metrobelacan or anywhere pulau borneo tok)

U T : NO, no, u dont get confused. This cerah and sejuk. Can't you feel it?

me : I feel the same ( TMN, being skeptical again)

U T : We believe that if cuaca pagi cerah dan sejuk, it's Good Luck day

Me : Really? (kmkurang, iboh nunggu hari cem ya pok. Kun Faya kun ajak)

U T : u know why people called sun "Matahari?"

Me : dunno ( should I bother? teruk nar perangey TMN. Skeptical again)

U T : Mata is eyes la...hari..do you know what is hari?

Me: hari is day lah unkel. Hari isnin, hari selasa...

U T : (giggling)..no..no..it's not...it's general definition. Hari in our words is "God"..so matahari is mata tuhan..bla3x.....please dont get me wrong..bla3x....i dont want to confuse you..bla3x..god's creation..sinaran dia bawa vibration to our skin.....bla3x

Me : nodded...i see....nodded...no, I dont...it's alright Unkel...bla3x (blup3x...alamak, agik lamak ka mok sampey tok?)

akhirnya taxi sampai di PWTC.

U T : So, do you learn smtnhing?

Me : Err...it makes me thinking...of something (alamak, mcm cikgu ler pulak dier ni)

U T : Good..good..at least u appreciate my story...God's creation....it's amazing

Me : dan halus...(mok juak nokok tambah...walhal TMN completely blup2x)

Sampey cya, orang rami. Duhal ada perhimpunan cya...no wonder TMN sik dapat diam hotel dekat2 cya.

Abis jak kursus, terus balit hotel, tukar baju dan jalan2 rah pavillion cya. Orang rami agik, duhal ada perasmian pembukaan kedey ruti high class cya....TMN sempat juak meli J.Co's donut and coba di hotel. Then gurin2 koatan kelelahan and at night kuar agik rah cya for dinner.

Next day awal pagi udah check out dan check in bagasi di KL central cya (koatan awal). Then nait ERL and then buk TMN realize smthing. KL pagi ya amatlah sunyi sekali (mcm kenak serang garuda <- pepatah my late granma) thenmasuk lam ERL, ERL pun sunyik. Where al all KL'ians gone?????So, TMN ambik kesempatanlah menangkap gambar to ngeso orang how sunyik the ERL was. Rasa2 mcm TMN lam movie, whereby u are a few suvivors or last human on earth then kenak deported ke secret science Lab by this future tube (ERL lah ya...imajinasi melampo bah. Too much of Sci-Fi's!). Samppey KLIA, TMN raon2 agik cya sampey terbeli perfume.

Then, masuk lam flight, duduk seblah this fellow, org srawak juak la (dengar nya kakar), English nya pun not bad ( dengarnya kakar ngan stewardess) and asyik maca newspaper spjng perjalanan ke Metrobelacan (apa ndak kah dibacanya ya). Kuar dari flight, langkah nya pun macho. TMN was tailing him (coz nya jalan laju compare org lain cya bah). Nanggarlah Beg sandang aka Beg sekolahnya tulis "skania". Poket depan transparent, so TMN saw smthing like this :

Toothpaste ijo putih. Sik concentrate jenama apa dipakeynya.

Pencuci muka dan pelembab Safi (Botol mengkodok)!!!!!!!!!!

Ner8x!!!!!! U've got to be kidding!!! BUkan main macho tapi makey Safi Mengkodok??? bkan ya untuk pompuan ka???

Ptg ya, TMN berkareyh pergi Guardiyen and nanggar jenama dipakey that guy (tokey Safi mesti suka coz ya indirectly advertising their product). Duhal Safi Mengkodok ya bernama Safi Rania, untuk memutihkan dan mengurangkan tanda penuaan!!!! Ayoyo....

What a trip!

Aaron ku kenak lantak!

Keadaan Aaron ku post lantak aka Big Bang.sob..sob..

Makan banana split (BS) coz that day supposed to hantar aaron ke wokshop but the tokey nyuroh antar on monday instead coz sabtu setengah hari. Me killing day by having BS ajaklah.

Nasib badan. TMN empun kereta kenak lantak orang. It happen in a blink of the eye. Sekejap jak rasa. That evening, TMn pergi dinner ngan kawan coz malas mok masak di rumah. So, after makan malam, sidak ya pun berlalu pergi. On the way mo kantar kawannya tek, tetiba there’s one car meluru dari tepi dan TMN sik sempat mok elak. Alu terjadilah big bang!

TMN udah risau coz mun dengar bunyik bing bang ya tek. Alamat, kemek teruklah Aaron nya ya. Sekali sidak duak ke tepi jalan. Orang ramai pun berpusu-pusu datang mok nanggar post accident, drama dan juga nombor kereta ( 4-D empun pasal la..apa lagi).

Ingat sapa la yang melanggar Aaron TMN. Duhal this one lady in mid 40’s kluar dari keretanya ( jenis Toyota nok lamak ya bah) and the terus minta ampun banyak2 ngan TMN. Nya madah nya ya mok rushing ke hospital coz maknya just passed away di hospital. Rushing sampey sik nanggar kreta kerek kanan agik. TMN just diam sebentar and orang rami mcm jak pey-el. Ada orang nanggar kreta, ada org nanggar TMN and that lady dan ada juak orang bertelefon indah nyuroh orang meli 4-D (cis). Nasib bait one of orang rami was bekas guru kepada kawan TMN. Nya lah yang nolong kmkorg settle.

Next day TMN ngantarlah Aaron nya tek ke woksyop yang disuruh that lady. Sekali tokey ya nyuruh kmk datang on Monday instead cos nya ariya bukak setengah hari ajak so that spray balit will take one day to do.So, This coming Thursday InsyaAllah TMN ngantar Aaron nya ke woksyop to ketuk and spray balit tempat yang kenak langgar. Kereta that lady rosak terus sampey nya empun besi bumper tanggal and cermin lampu depan keretanya pecah berderai.

Nasib..nasib Aaron ku…..

This entry supposed to be in TMNS last week. Koatan sekda masa "kualiti", lambatlah crita tok masuk lam blog. The event actually happened on 18/01/08.

Short Trip For Shopaholics

Ikea...Ikea....here I come....

Hello guys!!!!! TMN is in da haus!!!! After spending 4 days and 3 nights in KL (Yup, I’m in KL all these while), TMN finally brought her feet back to Metrobelacan. First and foremost TMN ingin memohon seribu keampunan dan sejuta kemaafan jika sesapa yang TMN madah TMN pergi balit Kuching. Ekceli udah lamak TMN plan this short vacation wit LK. Time ya AA ada flight mures. So TMN terus book with LK and promised to themselves not to tell this pipel of Porto Seres about this trip rite. So everything udah selesey, misi short vacation pun berjaya. So, gonna share you guys about this trip and what seen and heard in KL masa ya. TMN had tried her best to condense the whole story or else, it's gonna be the best bed-time story ever!

10-01-08

2.30 Ptg : TMN dan LK bertolak ke Airport. Pandang kiri dan kanan, takut2 terserempak dengan org Porto. Duhal ada org Porto yg akan share same flight ngan TMN dan LK (kwang3x). Sik dapat escape juak. Buat muka derk ajak ngan org porto cya but then lam palak TMN dan LK berlegar-legar mok mikir apa alasan mok diberik ngan sidak org porto tok (in case or porto yang nanyak bah..hehehe). Flight sik penuh masa ya. Masih ada beberapa seat kosong. That time was ceres dan tenang. Sempat juak melantak aik nescafe dan chicken sandwich. The sandwich terlalu berlemak rasa ( mayo banyak gilak) sampey TMN rasa angol. Cepat2 TMN tutup mata and main IPOD lookalike nya ya just to kurangkan konsentrasinya ngan keangolan yang di alami nya itu. Coca nampak ceres dan TMN rasa excited ler pulak. Landing jak belon di LCCT, alu mendung ari dan boley ujan anytime. Ya lah TMN, cepat gilak mok excited.

6.00 Ptg : Sampey LCCT. Org mula berpusu-pusu kuar. Sekali terjumpa org porto dan org porto negur. Cney teduak?

TMN : Ngagak my fren
LK : Ngagak Mok kmk

Then cepat-cepat melajukan kaki sak org porto sik dapat mok jalan sama ngan TMN dan LK. Sampey sinun, nunggu barang di conveyer belt cya dengan nafas tercungap-cungap. Sekali org porto tadik ya datang dan berdiri sama ngan TMN dan LK ( hahahahaha…you can run but you cannot hide :-P).

Kak ya, nait teksi pergi KLIA to pick up the car. Sekali org cya madah keta Proton Wira oto udah abis dipakey orang, so nya upgrade ke Hyundai Matrix! WoohOO!!!! ( I like I like!!!) From there, TMN drebeng ke KL. Masa ya ujan pun turun. Bukan main TMN mola2 muji coca di KL besh. Sekali kenak bayar cash..ujan turun (but sik lebat). Keadaan lalu lintas ok. LK pinched herself Sik cayak rasanya berada di KL time ya.


8.15 Mlm : Sampey Otel. Checked in, then rehat kejap. After dat, pergi MValley carik menda mok dimamam. Pusing2x dan mola2 sik dapat mok decide cney mok mamam. Last2 mamam di Food Court, tingkat paling atas sekali, ngajak LK try Carbonara cya. Spag. Carbonara cya nyamai ( TMN’s fav food). Sekali sekda agik menu ya cya…camney, pandey sekda! Ya lah fav food TMN. Last2 nyuroh LK try Laksa Asam. LK madah nyamai juak Laksa Asam ya. Kak ya, turun tingkat paling dibah to shop for sushi mures di Jaya Jusco. That time around 9 smthing and rega Sushi turun setengah rega ( I like! I like!). Lepas meli sushi, pergi nanggar baju n kasut di Jaya Jusco. LK sik abis2 muji baju kacak n mures sampey TMN nyurohnya bertenang and advise nya to hold on dolok coz nya belum agik pergi Jaya Jusco One Utama (cya much better baju kacak and banyak choice agik with rizenable price). So LK pun setuju. Then pergi Vincci kejap. Tengah suk2 coba kasut cya, org mula2 berpusu2 kuar. Duhal org dah mok nutup kedey! :-P.TMN dan LK nolong org nutup kedey cya bah..huhu. So, dah kedey2 semua mok tutup, TMN dan LK pun balit hotel jak agik.


11-01-08

9.30 Pagi : Perjalanan TMN dan LK pun bermola. TMN drebeng ke Hartamas, ngajak LK makan nasik lemak ayam goreng di Devi’s Corner. Sampey cya, sik pat jumpa Devi’s Corner. Ada Doris’s Corner ajak. TMN gosok mata betul2…duhal it’s signboard kedey ya tulis “ Devi’s Corner” in cursive. Lerr…sidak ya udah tukar sign board duhal. Suka nar molah TMN panic. LK sik dapat mok komen apa2 agik. Pusin2 cya, managed to park car rah parking bermeter or else, have to pay RM 2 di car park belakang Devi’s Corner cya. Kira mcm nasib baitler dpt parking bermeter cya coz susah sesangat susah (emphasis added) mok dpt tempat kosong rah parking bermeter cya. Lekak bekpas, TMN dan LK pun meneruskan perjalanan. LK pinched herself again.

Sempat juak TMN ngembak LK raon2 kejap Damansara Heights cya nanggar sekolah rendah TMN dolok. Then only pergi ke Bandar Utama makey Penchala Link. Masuk laluan cya, pandey masuk Hartamas balit. Aih, apa sudah jadi….udah tukar lane ka…

Sekali dan dua kali tengok, duhal laluan Penchala Link yang TMN selalu makey dolok udah sekda agik, kenak tutup (dunno why and since when). Sidak ya molah lane baru. Oklah mun kedak ya. So, TMN dan LK passed through TMN’s Terowong Masa. Then reached at One UTama.

One Utama : Jalan2 cya agik. Pergi area One Utama bilding baru cya. Vincci Sale. Bukan main try kasut. TMN sik dpt carik kasut yg seswai pakeynya. TMN keciwa. Tsk…tsk. Then pergi Jaya Jusco cya, Masing2 manage to buy baju fevret masing2. TMN meli 2 helai ajak. LK Borong abis! Huhuhuhu.TMN – 0, LK – 1. Then pergi Marks & Spencer. M & S ada clearance sale. TMN managed to buy body lotion and LK managed to buy deodorant. Ingat TMN mok melik 2 botol body lotion sekali tapi nanggar LK melopong sambil mengeleng2kan kepala, sik jadi TMN borong duak botol. Simpan jak sebotol ke rak balit. TMN – 1, LK – 1.Then, off to IKEA.


IKEA : Rambang mata lagi. TMN sempat meli lampu kepompong pakey hias Micasa di Metrobelacan. Rega asal RM79 smthing…sale jadik RM39. TMN sambar teruih! LK sik meli apa-apa. Cuci mata ajak ( TMN -1, LK - 0 ).Then round Ikano kejap, then balit Hotel cos dah janji ngan kawan mok lepaks di Kopibin MValley. On day way sempat makey jalan rah Bukit Bandaraya coz TMN mok ngeso Secondary School nya cya.So, balit ke Mvalley, pergi hotel kejap to refresh, then jumpa member TMN pukoi 9.30 mlm. Lepaks until 12 smthing, until nolong orang Kopibin nutup kedey.


12-01-08

9.40 pagi : This time ngembak LK mamam di Jln Telawi Bangsar. Ingat tek mok nyuroh LK try Beehon Kari Kerang ( Yummy!!!!!!). That place nang pemes ngan mee kari, wantan mee and oso lauk-pauk for nasik campuq. Daging Dendeng dan sup tohu nya nyaman juak. Alamak, berbunyik perut TMN ngenang brg makan cya. Semadi jak LK ya alerjik seafood, so TMN recommended nya makan wantan mee ajaklah. Nasib kmkurg agak baik coz masuk jak TMN dan LK dalam restoran ya, org rami mola flooded in that shop. Licin TMN dan LK makan. Then off to Jalan TAR but sempat juak singgah tempat TMN dibesarkan di KL ari marek dolok blakang Parlimen. Da house still sama (Sob3x…mok nangislah ngenang kenangan2 cya), Sejuk dan sunyik. On top of da hill lah katakan. LK sempat berkenalan gan spisis monyet dan beruk yang memang penghuni tetap cya. Then ke Jalan TAR. Makey jalan short cut ke tempat parking SOGO cya. Skali short cut jadi long cut coz entrance mok pergi SOGO udah kenak tukar! Yikes!!! Pusin2 keliling..akhirnya dapat juak parking keta cya. Operasi mencarik bunga telur pun bermula. LK borong abis. Then sempat grab kain dan tudung-mudung cya. TMN only bought herself brooches dan juga dua helai tudung. TMN – 0, LK – 1. Then lepak dan soping kejap di SOGO. HARAMAK…sale lagi!!! Perut Lapaq koatan suk nanggar barang. So lunch rah tingkat paling atas makan nasik kandaq. Then continue soping. Ada org nyempat beli baju bargain cya. TMN – O, LK – 1. Jam udah pukoi 2 lebih. Mok balit hotel kejap. Skali kuar dari tempat parking kreta, caj parking RM13!!!!! Gulp!!!!!!!!!!Sapa nyuroh lamak2 cya….pergi Mvalley nyoping lagik. Sik ingat donia sampey sik sempat mok jumpa member di Pavilion.

So, TMN dan LK kuar masuk hotel and MValley cya…sekali TMN mok withdraw duit, nya sik pat jumpa ATM machine yang tempatnya agak sunyik and orang sik tauk sia ada ATM dipasang cya….pusing2 keliling, sik jumpa juak. Kaki udah rasa sakit. Mood TMN mola roller costered. Must be TMN dan LK too tired and exhausted sampey sik jumpa secret ATM cya. Last2 TMN queue up ajak di ATM dibah escalator depan MPH cya. Sekali cucuk kad, ATM sik dapat read TMN empun Card!!!! Last2 TMN give up, terus ajak LK balit hotel ajak. Sampey hotel, kemas2 barang and TMN agik itok kenak nya sik jumpa ATM secret nya ya….(itok nya sampey ke hari ini…).


13-01-08

Masa untuk pulai rumah. Sekali check out buk sedar si LK hampir sik nampak koatan nya ngembak dua igek plastic maha besar yang penuh ngan barang2 kahwen nya ya. TMN mola risau, takut sidak Udara Asia sik mok nrimak bungkuih besau ya by hand and mun masuk lam kargo takut overweight and kenak caj…uh oh. So, TMN ngembak LK bekpas di Lucky Garden, then mintak kotak rah TMC cya and then meli tape, gunting, marker etc to dump all those things in one box dan masuk lam cargo. Sampey airport, terus alih brg kahwen LK masuk lam kotak. Then bungkuih, sealed and marked there. Nasib bait sik overweight masa kmkurg engkah kotak ya lam cargo. TMN just ngembak lampu IKEA nya ya by hand ajaklah (nasib bait ringan).

Masuk jak lam belon, ujan lebat pun turun. Alehai…berat rasa mok pulang dolok coz agik banyak tempat belum di explore and banyak brg belum dibeli. Sik hal lah, mun ada jereki, boleh datang lagi.

Sampey Metrobelacan around 5 smthing. Ada delay sikit coz belon ngisik minyak full tank before nya take off to Metrobelacan. Sampey rumah, TMN pun kelelahan. Kaki dan tangannya mola start rasa sakit. Huhuhuhu..

End of the trip.

* * Kenangan Nerve-Breaking : TMN salah masuk tempat parking hotel di MValley. That lorong supposed to be laluan kreta kuar. Sekali TMN drebeng cya. Terpaksa reverse driving balit ke atas. Dahlah Lorong yang agak curam and ada kereta depan yang mok kuar cya (Gulp!!!!). Nasib orang ya sik laju and sik merik dirty look ngan TMN dan LK.

The Spa Story

Aritok tek TMN hampir mok lupak yang nya and LK ada molah appointment ngan Spa di Metrobelacan sitok. Ingat tek appointment ari ahad.TMN boleh agik rilek dan bersantai di rumah. Nasib ada member nya sorang remind ada appointment petang tok. Tergesa-gesalah TMN berbaju and then rushing ngambik member nya. Imajin ajak, appointment pukoi 5.30 ptg dan masa ya udah pukoi 5. Nasib hari sabetu to traffic flow agak ok sikitla.

Sampey ajak di SPA cya, member terus nanyak to kompom whether appointment kmkurg ari sabetu ka or ari ahad. Sekali check duhal hari ya juak and tha girl was epecting to us to come. Phew...nasib bait dtg.

Memandangkan SPA nya cute ajak kedeynya, so we both take turnlah molah beauty treatment. Mola2 LK and then TMN. Beshlah treatment nya. Not bad. Worth da prize la. Tempat pun besh, very privacy..siap ada lilin dan taburan bunga2 agik ya. Hehehe...TMN dan LK pun di layan bagaikan puteri rasa (mcmlah dirik pernah jadik tuan puteri..hihihi.metafora jak ya). Lekak beauty treatment tek, terasa besh dan belalak la pulak. Ekceli tempat ya ada org rekomenkan. Mola2 rasa mcm sik cayak org ya muji. Sekali try, wah.....rasa mok spend time cya berjam-jam...mun ngambik the whole pakej kali besh agik ouh. So, TMN dan LK plan lah mok pergi cya agik next month insyaAllah.......

Misteri Kehilangan badan-badan manok (except wings)

Diri TMN itok to the max sebab ada benda yang nya kinek tok sik dapat mok solve...

Udah 2 minggu..yup...2 minggu TMN mencarik badan manok..drumsteak, chic breast u name it...tiba-tiba sekda di cold storage beberapa pasar utama. Mula-mula pergi dolok, menda ya sekda. So, TMN sik mok putuih asa. Datang agik a few days after that, still sekda juak. TMN udah siap berbeli liyak,cendawan hitam dan beberapa menda garnishing (bukan garnishee order sidak housing project ya k? kuhkuhkuh...lawok rimo) yang lain, sekali bahan utama sekda. TMN tok malas mok turun market or town nun coz ikhlas tapi jauh. Yang mengherankan banyak pasaraya-pasaraya terkenamuka di bandar Metrobelacan sitok tiba-tiba sik menjual badan-badan manok.

So, TMN pun memanggil sidak wartawan TV7, Cik Kichi untuk menyiasat kehilangan badan-badan manok ini. Siasatan pun bermula pada hari ini tadi. Kronolojinya adalah seperti berikut:-

5 smthing, lokasi : Kedey Makan Camel Trophy

Sipengadu makan roti canei telor bwg dan juga teh tarik liyak untuk memberi tenaga sebelum siasatan diadakan. Wartawan TV7 juga tidak mahu ketinggalan dan SMK (sik mok kalah). Beliau sempat membedal roti telor dan juga teh tarik peng sebagai bekalan tenaga bagi membolehkannya membuat liputan kontrobesi itu. Kira-kira jam 6.45 petang, mereka pun berlalu pergi.

6 smthing, lokasi : Supermarket Sengkuang (lamak)

Tiba di lokasi pertama. Sebelum pergi melawat cold storage , siPengadu dan wartawan sempat membuat tinjauan di tingkat atas, menyiasat barangan make-up dan kosmetik. SiPengadu sempat merik recommendation agik dengan wartawan kaler ney seswai pakey eyeshadow dan eyeliner matanya. Wartawan itu tertawan dengan recommendation yang diberikan oleh si pengadu. Alu wartawan itu membeli eyeshadow tersebut.

Selepas itu, mereka berdua pergi ke tingkat bawah, Si pengadu sempat menyambar sebungkus roti manis fevretnya yg berega rm1.00 sahaja. Tiba di cold storage tersebut, mereka berdua mendapati badan-badan manok masih tidak kelihatan. Mereka pun berlalu pergi ke lokasi seterusnya. Of coz, si Pengadu membayar roti itu sebelum berangkat pergi.

7 smthing, lokasi : TanMeiNa Bank

Nyucuk duit lok.

7 smthing again, lokasi : Parlez-Vous Supermarket

Penyiasatan dimulakan di tingkat atas. Mereka berdua sempat melihat koleksi-koleksi hiasan baru yang reganya sik brapa lojika. Turun tingkat dua, si Pengadu sempat memilih pelembab muka pakey nya di suro. Selepas membayar, mereka pun turun ke tingkat bawah. Badan-badan manok masih juga tidak kelihatan. Wartawan semakin suspicious.

7 smthing again and again, lokasi : MTV supermarket

Terus pergi rah cold storage. Sik mok agik pergi tingkat atas cos kelelahan (kuing3x). Sekda juak. Yang ada hanyalah satu bungkus kepak-kepak manok. Sik nyaman pakey molah resepi TMN ya bah. Kensel beli. Terus balit dengan perasaan hampa dan kuciwa. Ngrepak juak coz lelah. Bah, sapa nyuroh pergi menyiasat menda lain juak ouh...

So, kehilangan badan-badan manok itu terus menjadi misteri.....

Hari Kreta Melantak Sedunia with clips

Aritok kali ari kereta melantak sedunia..ney ndak...pagi tek TMN nrimak meseg dari DBM madah kretanya kenak lantak dek mekanik. Huhuhu..sungguh ironi sekali bunyik nya. Member ya siap nunjuk agik which part of her car yang kenak lantak. Kesian....sik pasal-pasal keretanya kenak just becos of the mekanik empun silap.

That afternoon TMN pergilah ke shopping mall paling glam di Metrobelacan sitok and then the place was rami dengan manusia. Org sik kerjala katakan. Parking space yang dekat-dekat semua penuh. So TMN sekda choice but to park jauh-jauh. Dahlah masa ya ujan panas. Sungguh agak sik besh coca pada ketika itu. Lekak parking tek, TMN molalah mengorak langkah mok pergi Mall ya tek. Sekali ada duak igek kreta yang berebut-berebut reverse mok kluar dari tempat parking sia. Arum bulak, TMN mok melintas pun sidak ya sik mok merik laluan. cis. Sekali duak duak kreta ya serentak mok kuar and masing-masing reverse dengan lajunya. Dahlah buntut duak duak kreta ya saling facing each other. Masing-masing mcm sik mok merik peluang satu sama lain mok kuar dolok. Kalu TMN sebagai pejalan kaki pun sidak ya sik mo merik peluang, apatah lagi mun TMN tok dalam kreta. TMN terjerit-jerit cya nyuruh kereta depan TMN berhenti sak nya sik melantak kreta belakangnya. Namun, jeritan TMN itu tidak dihiraukan lansung dan lupus menjadi earwax sidak ya. Then ada kreta lain yang kebetulan lalu sia juak siap merik bunyik hon bertalu-talu and yet sidak duak ya pekak badak.

Sekali..BANG!!!!!! Big bang pun terjadi. Orang ramai yg lalu sia pun berpusu-pusu dan sik mok melepaskan peluang mok nanggar kreta duak yang melantak. Duak-duak pun berhenti (now only u want to stop????? tadik sik mok berhenti) and duak-duak pun kuar dengan muka *semu neraka. TMN yg kebetulan menjadi saksi utama sia cepat-cepat langkah seribu before things started to get worse.

Hish, apa ndakkah nasib TMN ariya.

By the way, enjoy the song.

*semu neraka : taken from pepatah sidak melano matu sia. Meaning muka masam/marah tahap cipan.







"Hands"

If I could tell the world just one thing
It would be that we're all OK
And not to worry 'cause worry is wasteful
And useless in times like these
I won't be made useless
I won't be idle with despair
I will gather myself around my faith
For light does the darkness most fear
My hands are small, I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
But they're not yours, they are my own
And I am never broken
Poverty stole your golden shoes
It didn't steal your laughter
And heartache came to visit me
But I knew it wasn't ever after
We'll fight, not out of spite
For someone must stand up for what's right
'Cause where there's a man who has no voice
There ours shall go singing
My hands are small I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
But they're not yours, they are my own
I am never broken
In the end only kindness matters
In the end only kindness matters
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray
My hands are small I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
But they're not yours, they are my own
And I am never broken
My hands are small I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
But they're not yours, they are my own
And I am never broken
We are never broken
We are God's eyes
God's hands
God's mind
We are God's eyes
God's hands
God's heart
We are God's eyes
God's hands
God's eyes
We are God's hands
We are God's hands

The Coach Story

(cute gal!)

It all began when TMN was on her way back to her place after spent one and half days with her friends in Meridien. The coach was full with passengers, all from different and unique backgrounds. Among all of them, there was a lady, casually dressed in style, who sat not far from TMN. She was reading a novel, with her sunnies on and after awhile, she dozed off.

The journey back home took about 3 hours and the coach usually stops at this junction where people could get off and eased themselves for a while. TMN refused to miss this opportunity. She got off and bought herself junk foods enuff to feed herself. When she went back to her seat, suddenly the lady with her sunnies on asked one of the passenger where the washroom was. This passenger gave her a brief and simple direction and this lady asked again whether the washroom was clean or not. What do you expect if you are at this junction which full of all sorts of buses and peoples? At the end she decided not to go to the washroom and tried to break the ice with this passenger instead. The conversation revolved from basic introduction of oneself to the place where them both worked in. Coincidently that lady was sharing the same office roof with the passenger's friend. They both even managed to talk about this friend of theirs. They both knew that their friend is getting married soon and suddenly the lady started to talk on related matter, but more to religious side of view. She asked whether it is necessary to attend "Kursus Perkahwinan". The passenger replied it is and it's kind of "license" for Muslims to get married. Then the lady asked again whether you have to wear baju kurung to attend that course. That question was still acceptable until she shared something with this passenger. She said that she was confused. She was born in mixed culture family and the family loves animal so much that they even owned a dog. The passenger was confused. So does TMN who eaves-dropping their conversation. Then the lady continued her story, telling that they owned this dog for quite some time and now they didn't have any eversince they bertaubat (repent). Huh??????? TMN was a bit uncomfortable with that statement. Luckily that lady was not talking to her. She again reiterated that she was so confused that she even didn't know which culture and belief that she should followed on. The lady even jokingly said that she wanted to create her own culture. Ok, noted. TMN thinks that this lady really in a dilemma that she really needs someone, a stranger to be a good listener of her stroy. In fact, the passenger was a good stranger as well as good listener as the passenger did not even chips in while the lady was talking. The passenger looks calm and only smiled to this lady. The story must have made the passenger thinking on something.

There was another interesting and cute passenger on board who really caught TMN's attention. At the seat right in front of her, there was a Chinese kid, aged 2 or 3 with small eyes and angelic face smiling at her. She looks so bright, intelligent and cheerful. She was non-stop talking in Chinese dialect with her mom and once a while she would looked at TMN and smiled. She was so cute!!!! That kid took a white towel from her mom and wore them as a scarf. Then she smiled and looked at TMN and said "Assalamualaikum" few times. TMN was so surprised!!!!! Her eyes were blinking, smiling and greeted her with her innocent and angelic face. Bless her!!! That kid, even in that age, knows how to greet her with salam.

What a great journey…..

Journal of Kapal Persahabatan 2 (sort of)

(Untuk gambar- gambar yang lain, sila-sila lah rajin ke FB TMN)

Introduction

This trip called Kapal Persahabatan (sort of) coz it was last minute plan that TMN and LK decided to pay a visit to Miridien. After number of delays, TMN and LK decided to "kamikaze" the plan and luckily that OF was around so that they both did not have to defer the date of such trip again. On Friday during the lunch break hours they both rushed to the Bas Station and bought themselves 2 return tickets to Miridien. So, that evening, after packing and a quick dinner, they came back to the bus station and their unexpected trip began…..(eh, spiking indah. Better switch to the "language" mode. Remote Control Estro tersalah tekan tek.)


30 November 2007 Jemaat (Malam)

Stunt man, Farley (smiling to myself now) and Berembun Stori

Bertolak dari rumah around 7 something though the bas berangkat pukoi 8.15 malam. TMN and LK had to leave early coz org tempat sidak ya mintak tumpangkan was on night shift. So, sempat singgah farley meli brg makan (smiling to meself now), TMN dan LK sampeylah di Stesen Bas sia. About 8.15 malam, cun-cun bas pun datang. Masa TMN dan LK nunggu org dalam bas turun, ada this one fellow mok nait bas but then the bus tetiba berjalan dan reverse ke belakang. That fellow dan termasuk penumpang-penumpang yang lain semua kehairanan coz bas ya macam sik mok merik org masuk lam bas nya ajak ropa. So, that fellow berdiri lah ditengah-tengah parking cia with rucksack on his shoulder, gazing at that bus dengan penuh kehairanan. Sekali bas ya meluru ke depan, sikit agik mok langgar that fellow . Orang lain sia semua terpaku coz terlalu shocked nanggar Pemandu bas ya yang mcm sik nampak jak ada org berdiri sia (alu juak). TMN dan LK terjerit-jerit nanggar that fellow. Beliang rasa hati eh. Nasib that fellow kaki panjang dan bertindak pantas. Cepat-cepat nya ya lari ke tepi. Ingatkan that fellow mok marah that driver. Sekali selamba jak mukanya join kmkorg berdiri sia. Heran juak TMN. Kali that fellow udah beberapa kali molah stunt kedak ya so nya sik lalek agik, or maybe that fellow tauk nya yang bersalah sebab dah tauk tempat ya tempat bas parkir, agik juak nya mok berdiri sia. Mun diriknya jelmaan bas bak transformer, boleh ampun lah juak.

TMN dan LK pun naitlah bas bersama-sama yang lain. The bus a bit dirty this time coz ada the previous passenger sik buang plastic beg ke tempat yang sepatutnya dibuang. Toklah mentality org mesia…facilities mok world class tapi mentality agik di takuk lama…third class. Then ada this privated DVD played on that bus dan translation bahasanya amatlah lintang-pukang (mcm bahasa TMN pakey tok). Buk jak TMN mok komple, driver bus ya udah nutup DVD itu. Mcm tauk jak TMN mok ngutuk DVD nya. Then ada this one lady, who sat in front of TMN dan LK, tengah syok berkakar on the phone but the conversation was a bit funny… TMN recalls :-

One lady : Nanti kamu jumpa saya dekat hotel

TMN dan LK : Huh??hmmm..

One lady : Kita makan-makan dulu. Lepas itu kita tengok movie. Tidak ada cerita bagus? Kita pergi tengok laser disc lah.

TMN dan LK : (suspicious)
One lady : Masih ada hotelkah? Nanti macamana kita mahu jumpa?

Entah apa-apalah that one lady. TMN bukan mok eaves-dropping tapi TEReaves dropping (mimjam ayat Nyak dolok). So, after a while that one lady pun sik berbunyik agik sampey di stesen bas Miridien nun. TMN dan LK sampey around pukol 11.30 malam dan kemudian sempat berembun smwhere ( TMN dunno the name of the place), makan roti john dan minum aik teh liyak. Sampey rumah OF, sempat juak berborak-borak santai until 1 oklok.


1 Disember 2007, Sabtu (Pagi)

Hole No. 9, Mojigun dan Stardust

Bangun around 8.30 in da morning koatan kelelahan gilak. Bangun ajak, terus mandik, seterika baju dan bekpas di luar. Plan mok bekpas di Hole No. 9 sia coz OF madah mee jawa sia nyamai. Rami tubuh mok pergi sia sampey berhimpit-himpit lam kreta.TMN tetiba gelak kedirik. Mun pergi udak berhimpit-himpit cemya, apatah lagi mun post makan and everyone kekenyangan dan perut pun bit berisi. Hehehe. Mcm ya lah TMN dan satu kurga di KL dolok, pernah himpit-himpit lam perodua kancil. Imajin jak kitakorg, TMN dan femly kan dalam Kategori "giant size" padah urg. Nasib bait dpt juak Kancil ya ngembak kmkorg jalan-jalan. Mesia Boleh!

Sampey di Hole No.9, org pun rami. Sindiri kena ingat coz sapa nyuruh bangun akhir, menar endak. Org punyalah rami sia. Nak tak nak, pergi bekpas tempat lain. Kmkurg pergi lah ke Lutong dan bekpas sia. Waitress sis punyalah garang dan everytime kmkurg request smthing, that waitress mesti nanyak dengan nada yang marah. Dahlah sidak ya salah hantar minuman. LK order Nescafe tarik kah, diberik sidak ya teh tarik. Sanggup LK sik mok nukar minumannya koatan sik mok jumpa ngan waitress garang ya. TMN just nahan tetak ajak. Cali ehs. Lekak bekpas, kmkurg raon2 sekitar pulau Melayu sia and then back to da crib before we all hit da town (tetiba jak mode hip-hop tok. TMN kurang kaffien kali. BRB.mok molah kopi lok).

Ok, back….around 12 something, perut kmkurg pun udah ada bunyik drum rolls. So, we went to Boulevard cya and melantak ciken chop and minum jus buah-buahan (healthy gitu. Tapi, the chop was a bit masin). Sekali masa tengah syuk2 mengunyah ciken chop, datanglah this two mamat Banglas or Pakistanis (not so sure sidak ya empun origin. Serkap jarang TMN ajak ya_. Duduk tepi kmkurg sia and masang lagu Hindustan dengan nyaring nya. Nasib kmkurg udah mok chow masa ya. Kmkurg makan telan barang makan cepat2, minum jus cepat2 then kmkurg blah dari sia. Apakes sidak ya mok masang lagu nyaring tahap cipan. Kalinya empun intention tek mok org2 yang makan foodcourt sia terhibur ngan lagu Hindustan f.o.c kot…. Nasib sidak-sidak lain lah yang agik enjoying their food sia…huhuhuhu. From Boulevard, kmkurg plan mok pergi Bintang Plaza but then cya punyalah packed giler sampey jem segala jem. So, daripada memening palak dirik empun, kmkrug pergilah ke Mojigun (TMN anak buah's empun sebutan. Should be muzium instead of Mojigun. Udah bujang nya ya bah Mesti nya malu mun Wa TMN ngungkit kisah Mojigun ngannya balit…hihihihi) Petroleum yang terletak atas bukit. Sempat pergi Kpg Hj. Wahid (bukan bapak Nessie's empun kpg as was stated by OF sebelum tok) and then pergi ke Mojigun. Sia ada tempat org testing2 merasa gegaran gempa bumi by sitting in a dummy car. Bukan main kmk urg mok coba (kalah budak2 sekolah). Siap makey seat bealt ajak kmkurg masa ya. Sekali tekan button, semuanya KO. Cis. Sempat juak bergambar sia before kmkurg hit the Pantey Luak mencarik aik lam tin. Masa ya panas membara, mcm berjalan dalam oven jak rasa (mcm ler ada dirik pernah merasa berjalan dalam oven ouh. Metafora ajak ya). Last2, Bintang Plaza kami dekatkan juga, dan akhirnya berjaya juak kmk sampey sia. TMN managed to get herself a pair of beige coloured sandals for RM35 smthing. Bargain price coz the original price was RM79 kah apa..lupak eh…and the brand pun boleh dipercayailah (bukan Speedy Rhino, k..). Makan Mc D sia and then nanggar crita wayang apa besh main malam ya. Then,kaki rasa lelah semacam coz non-stop berjalan dari pagi sampey malam (masa ya around 7 smthing). So, kmkurg balit rumah to mandik dan tukar baju before kmkurg pergi nanggar movie at 9.15 p.m.

Kmkurg a bit lambat sampey cinema cya. Manage to buy popkon juak lah. Terpaksa mintak tolong penjaga pintu wayang to lead us to our seat. TMN, OF, LK, OF youngest sis and anak buah OF joined to watch the movie "Stardust". The movie was not bad. Fantasy and Funny. BolehTMN rekomen. Jalan cerita simple but the character2 lam crita ya lah yang molah movie ya besh. LK nang menar-menar menghayati crita ya sampey OF dan TMN setengah leput nahan perut mok tetak. TMN sik mok crita lebih lanjut. Tanyalah dengan tuan empunya badan pehal nya menghayati crita sampey ya gilak. Cali eh.hehehehe…hahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahaaha….

Crita abis around eleven smthing. Then nunggu kreta depan Bintang Plaza (rasa mcm budak sekolah lah pulak. Mintak hantar pulang.huhuhu). Sampey rumah, sempat lepaking depan tv kejap and then tido.

2 Disember 2007, Ahad (pagi)

Balit Metrobelacan wey!!!

Bangun around 6.45 morning. Then pack barang pergi bekpas at somewhere yang sik jauh dari tempat stesen bas sia. Barang makan punyalah lambat sampey walhal kmkurg order nasi lemak ajak. Bukannya menda bergoreng koh. Terpaksa TMN rushing makan coz takut lambat. Tapi OF madah masih ada masa agik coz stesen bas sia sik jauh bah. Sempat juak terjumpa org porto seres bekpas cya (kecikka dunia ku). Bas TMN dan LK bertolak pukoi 9 suku. Tetiba rasa trip kmkurg tersangatlah singkat. Belalak eh. Dalam bas sempat berkenalan dengan this one lady yang "religiously dazed and confused" and this one cute chubby chinese kid yang pentar dan suka merik salam (seriously) ngan kmkurg. Very meaningful observation by TMN (yang lain sik lalek kali). Mun TMN rajin, kelaklah TMN memblog that story. Sempat juak LK merakam aksi pentar nya ya. Sampey stesen Metrobelacan around 12 something and back to reality………………….

Agik belalak lah…