Department TMN bakal berpesta "New Year's Countdown"

That particular day TMN dikejutkan dengan berita yang kurang gempar tapi efeknya boleh tahan juak. Tika TMN sedang concentrate bukak page mukabuku, suddenly mini B nya datang rah bilitnya cya madah "gud news" ngan TMN. TMN was so speechless. Tapi TMN sempat juaklah bersyukur alhamdulillah dengan berita itu dan tetiba TMN teringat cutinya yang tinggal beberapa hari ajak agik yang memang niatnya untuk mencarry fwd cutinya ke tahun hadapan. Nak tak nak, takut cutinya burn begitu saja, alu major dan mini B nya nyuruhnya cuti starting isok ari sampeylah hari minggu. Ingat tek mok ngambik cuti masa org raya kurban akan tetapu memandangkan tugasnya untuk jadi pembangku Mini B, terpaksalah hasrat itu dilupakan. So, TMN bagaikan dalam mimpi jak when major dan mini b NYUROH CUTI (emphasis added).

So, TMN pun meli tiket bas and that night terus pecut balit Kuching. Penuh juak bas ekspress pergi kuch2 Hotai Hei duhal. Rami juak ngan sidak sheila on seven. Sekali sampey di kuch2 hotai hei buk TMN sedar duhal sidak ya rami cos kali mok pergi nanggar konserto Dewa 19. Mun TYO ada, berkareyh TMN meli tiket pulang pagi senin ke Mentrobelacan dan berasak-asak ngan urg dengan "aromaterapi" yang pelbagai mcm semata-mata mok nanggar TYO (huhuhuhuhu). So TMN pun bersantailah bersama kurga sampeylah ke hari minggu tok kelak. Then, sik lamak agik, starting next week sidak department TMN cya sudah pastinya akan berpesta ria. Boleh kitakurg imajin department TMN hari senin sampey ujong tahun kelak akan berpesta-ria mcm kedak videoklip tok juak? hehehe...

Misteri Kehilangan badan-badan manok (except wings)

Diri TMN itok to the max sebab ada benda yang nya kinek tok sik dapat mok solve...

Udah 2 minggu..yup...2 minggu TMN mencarik badan manok..drumsteak, chic breast u name it...tiba-tiba sekda di cold storage beberapa pasar utama. Mula-mula pergi dolok, menda ya sekda. So, TMN sik mok putuih asa. Datang agik a few days after that, still sekda juak. TMN udah siap berbeli liyak,cendawan hitam dan beberapa menda garnishing (bukan garnishee order sidak housing project ya k? kuhkuhkuh...lawok rimo) yang lain, sekali bahan utama sekda. TMN tok malas mok turun market or town nun coz ikhlas tapi jauh. Yang mengherankan banyak pasaraya-pasaraya terkenamuka di bandar Metrobelacan sitok tiba-tiba sik menjual badan-badan manok.

So, TMN pun memanggil sidak wartawan TV7, Cik Kichi untuk menyiasat kehilangan badan-badan manok ini. Siasatan pun bermula pada hari ini tadi. Kronolojinya adalah seperti berikut:-

5 smthing, lokasi : Kedey Makan Camel Trophy

Sipengadu makan roti canei telor bwg dan juga teh tarik liyak untuk memberi tenaga sebelum siasatan diadakan. Wartawan TV7 juga tidak mahu ketinggalan dan SMK (sik mok kalah). Beliau sempat membedal roti telor dan juga teh tarik peng sebagai bekalan tenaga bagi membolehkannya membuat liputan kontrobesi itu. Kira-kira jam 6.45 petang, mereka pun berlalu pergi.

6 smthing, lokasi : Supermarket Sengkuang (lamak)

Tiba di lokasi pertama. Sebelum pergi melawat cold storage , siPengadu dan wartawan sempat membuat tinjauan di tingkat atas, menyiasat barangan make-up dan kosmetik. SiPengadu sempat merik recommendation agik dengan wartawan kaler ney seswai pakey eyeshadow dan eyeliner matanya. Wartawan itu tertawan dengan recommendation yang diberikan oleh si pengadu. Alu wartawan itu membeli eyeshadow tersebut.

Selepas itu, mereka berdua pergi ke tingkat bawah, Si pengadu sempat menyambar sebungkus roti manis fevretnya yg berega rm1.00 sahaja. Tiba di cold storage tersebut, mereka berdua mendapati badan-badan manok masih tidak kelihatan. Mereka pun berlalu pergi ke lokasi seterusnya. Of coz, si Pengadu membayar roti itu sebelum berangkat pergi.

7 smthing, lokasi : TanMeiNa Bank

Nyucuk duit lok.

7 smthing again, lokasi : Parlez-Vous Supermarket

Penyiasatan dimulakan di tingkat atas. Mereka berdua sempat melihat koleksi-koleksi hiasan baru yang reganya sik brapa lojika. Turun tingkat dua, si Pengadu sempat memilih pelembab muka pakey nya di suro. Selepas membayar, mereka pun turun ke tingkat bawah. Badan-badan manok masih juga tidak kelihatan. Wartawan semakin suspicious.

7 smthing again and again, lokasi : MTV supermarket

Terus pergi rah cold storage. Sik mok agik pergi tingkat atas cos kelelahan (kuing3x). Sekda juak. Yang ada hanyalah satu bungkus kepak-kepak manok. Sik nyaman pakey molah resepi TMN ya bah. Kensel beli. Terus balit dengan perasaan hampa dan kuciwa. Ngrepak juak coz lelah. Bah, sapa nyuroh pergi menyiasat menda lain juak ouh...

So, kehilangan badan-badan manok itu terus menjadi misteri.....

Munajat Cinta

Like this song....dedicate to those cool single chiks out there!!!!!tuhan kirimkanlah aku..kekasih yang baik hati yang mencintai aku apa adanya...enjoy da song!(facts - they said that cute boy ya anak dhani.ada ropa juak mukanya ouh)




Munajat Cinta - Dhani

malam ini ku sendiri
tak ada yang menemani
seperti malam-malam
yang sudah-sudah

hati ini selalu sepi
tak ada yang menghiasi
seperti cinta ini
yang selalu pupus

reff:
tuhan kirimkanlah aku
kekasih yang baik hati
yang mencintai aku
apa adanya...

mawar ini semakin layu
tak ada yang memiliki
seperti aku ini
semakin pupus

Hari Kreta Melantak Sedunia with clips

Aritok kali ari kereta melantak sedunia..ney ndak...pagi tek TMN nrimak meseg dari DBM madah kretanya kenak lantak dek mekanik. Huhuhu..sungguh ironi sekali bunyik nya. Member ya siap nunjuk agik which part of her car yang kenak lantak. Kesian....sik pasal-pasal keretanya kenak just becos of the mekanik empun silap.

That afternoon TMN pergilah ke shopping mall paling glam di Metrobelacan sitok and then the place was rami dengan manusia. Org sik kerjala katakan. Parking space yang dekat-dekat semua penuh. So TMN sekda choice but to park jauh-jauh. Dahlah masa ya ujan panas. Sungguh agak sik besh coca pada ketika itu. Lekak parking tek, TMN molalah mengorak langkah mok pergi Mall ya tek. Sekali ada duak igek kreta yang berebut-berebut reverse mok kluar dari tempat parking sia. Arum bulak, TMN mok melintas pun sidak ya sik mok merik laluan. cis. Sekali duak duak kreta ya serentak mok kuar and masing-masing reverse dengan lajunya. Dahlah buntut duak duak kreta ya saling facing each other. Masing-masing mcm sik mok merik peluang satu sama lain mok kuar dolok. Kalu TMN sebagai pejalan kaki pun sidak ya sik mo merik peluang, apatah lagi mun TMN tok dalam kreta. TMN terjerit-jerit cya nyuruh kereta depan TMN berhenti sak nya sik melantak kreta belakangnya. Namun, jeritan TMN itu tidak dihiraukan lansung dan lupus menjadi earwax sidak ya. Then ada kreta lain yang kebetulan lalu sia juak siap merik bunyik hon bertalu-talu and yet sidak duak ya pekak badak.

Sekali..BANG!!!!!! Big bang pun terjadi. Orang ramai yg lalu sia pun berpusu-pusu dan sik mok melepaskan peluang mok nanggar kreta duak yang melantak. Duak-duak pun berhenti (now only u want to stop????? tadik sik mok berhenti) and duak-duak pun kuar dengan muka *semu neraka. TMN yg kebetulan menjadi saksi utama sia cepat-cepat langkah seribu before things started to get worse.

Hish, apa ndakkah nasib TMN ariya.

By the way, enjoy the song.

*semu neraka : taken from pepatah sidak melano matu sia. Meaning muka masam/marah tahap cipan.







"Hands"

If I could tell the world just one thing
It would be that we're all OK
And not to worry 'cause worry is wasteful
And useless in times like these
I won't be made useless
I won't be idle with despair
I will gather myself around my faith
For light does the darkness most fear
My hands are small, I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
But they're not yours, they are my own
And I am never broken
Poverty stole your golden shoes
It didn't steal your laughter
And heartache came to visit me
But I knew it wasn't ever after
We'll fight, not out of spite
For someone must stand up for what's right
'Cause where there's a man who has no voice
There ours shall go singing
My hands are small I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
But they're not yours, they are my own
I am never broken
In the end only kindness matters
In the end only kindness matters
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray
My hands are small I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
But they're not yours, they are my own
And I am never broken
My hands are small I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
But they're not yours, they are my own
And I am never broken
We are never broken
We are God's eyes
God's hands
God's mind
We are God's eyes
God's hands
God's heart
We are God's eyes
God's hands
God's eyes
We are God's hands
We are God's hands

The Coach Story

(cute gal!)

It all began when TMN was on her way back to her place after spent one and half days with her friends in Meridien. The coach was full with passengers, all from different and unique backgrounds. Among all of them, there was a lady, casually dressed in style, who sat not far from TMN. She was reading a novel, with her sunnies on and after awhile, she dozed off.

The journey back home took about 3 hours and the coach usually stops at this junction where people could get off and eased themselves for a while. TMN refused to miss this opportunity. She got off and bought herself junk foods enuff to feed herself. When she went back to her seat, suddenly the lady with her sunnies on asked one of the passenger where the washroom was. This passenger gave her a brief and simple direction and this lady asked again whether the washroom was clean or not. What do you expect if you are at this junction which full of all sorts of buses and peoples? At the end she decided not to go to the washroom and tried to break the ice with this passenger instead. The conversation revolved from basic introduction of oneself to the place where them both worked in. Coincidently that lady was sharing the same office roof with the passenger's friend. They both even managed to talk about this friend of theirs. They both knew that their friend is getting married soon and suddenly the lady started to talk on related matter, but more to religious side of view. She asked whether it is necessary to attend "Kursus Perkahwinan". The passenger replied it is and it's kind of "license" for Muslims to get married. Then the lady asked again whether you have to wear baju kurung to attend that course. That question was still acceptable until she shared something with this passenger. She said that she was confused. She was born in mixed culture family and the family loves animal so much that they even owned a dog. The passenger was confused. So does TMN who eaves-dropping their conversation. Then the lady continued her story, telling that they owned this dog for quite some time and now they didn't have any eversince they bertaubat (repent). Huh??????? TMN was a bit uncomfortable with that statement. Luckily that lady was not talking to her. She again reiterated that she was so confused that she even didn't know which culture and belief that she should followed on. The lady even jokingly said that she wanted to create her own culture. Ok, noted. TMN thinks that this lady really in a dilemma that she really needs someone, a stranger to be a good listener of her stroy. In fact, the passenger was a good stranger as well as good listener as the passenger did not even chips in while the lady was talking. The passenger looks calm and only smiled to this lady. The story must have made the passenger thinking on something.

There was another interesting and cute passenger on board who really caught TMN's attention. At the seat right in front of her, there was a Chinese kid, aged 2 or 3 with small eyes and angelic face smiling at her. She looks so bright, intelligent and cheerful. She was non-stop talking in Chinese dialect with her mom and once a while she would looked at TMN and smiled. She was so cute!!!! That kid took a white towel from her mom and wore them as a scarf. Then she smiled and looked at TMN and said "Assalamualaikum" few times. TMN was so surprised!!!!! Her eyes were blinking, smiling and greeted her with her innocent and angelic face. Bless her!!! That kid, even in that age, knows how to greet her with salam.

What a great journey…..

Anang & Kris Dayanti - Tak Pernah Menyesal

Like this song....sori the VC was bit slow to download..




Mengapa ku harus menangis
Menyesali kepergianmu
Aku harus setegar karang
Kokoh berdiri di lautan

Yang takkan hancur karena
Ombak yang tak tentu menerjang

Tak pernah menyesal
Mengenal dirimu

Jalan yang ku tempuh
Tlah tertuju pada mu

Ku takkan sesali
Pengalaman cinta ini

Wanita terindah
Pernah jadi milikku

Pergantian musim selalu
Mengingatkan aku padamu

Adakah engkau mendengar aku
Menyebut memanggil namamu

Perlahan ku coba berdiri
Menahan perih dan bernyanyi

Mungkin kau pernah terluka
Jalanku tanpa dirimu

Journal of Kapal Persahabatan 2 (sort of)

(Untuk gambar- gambar yang lain, sila-sila lah rajin ke FB TMN)

Introduction

This trip called Kapal Persahabatan (sort of) coz it was last minute plan that TMN and LK decided to pay a visit to Miridien. After number of delays, TMN and LK decided to "kamikaze" the plan and luckily that OF was around so that they both did not have to defer the date of such trip again. On Friday during the lunch break hours they both rushed to the Bas Station and bought themselves 2 return tickets to Miridien. So, that evening, after packing and a quick dinner, they came back to the bus station and their unexpected trip began…..(eh, spiking indah. Better switch to the "language" mode. Remote Control Estro tersalah tekan tek.)


30 November 2007 Jemaat (Malam)

Stunt man, Farley (smiling to myself now) and Berembun Stori

Bertolak dari rumah around 7 something though the bas berangkat pukoi 8.15 malam. TMN and LK had to leave early coz org tempat sidak ya mintak tumpangkan was on night shift. So, sempat singgah farley meli brg makan (smiling to meself now), TMN dan LK sampeylah di Stesen Bas sia. About 8.15 malam, cun-cun bas pun datang. Masa TMN dan LK nunggu org dalam bas turun, ada this one fellow mok nait bas but then the bus tetiba berjalan dan reverse ke belakang. That fellow dan termasuk penumpang-penumpang yang lain semua kehairanan coz bas ya macam sik mok merik org masuk lam bas nya ajak ropa. So, that fellow berdiri lah ditengah-tengah parking cia with rucksack on his shoulder, gazing at that bus dengan penuh kehairanan. Sekali bas ya meluru ke depan, sikit agik mok langgar that fellow . Orang lain sia semua terpaku coz terlalu shocked nanggar Pemandu bas ya yang mcm sik nampak jak ada org berdiri sia (alu juak). TMN dan LK terjerit-jerit nanggar that fellow. Beliang rasa hati eh. Nasib that fellow kaki panjang dan bertindak pantas. Cepat-cepat nya ya lari ke tepi. Ingatkan that fellow mok marah that driver. Sekali selamba jak mukanya join kmkorg berdiri sia. Heran juak TMN. Kali that fellow udah beberapa kali molah stunt kedak ya so nya sik lalek agik, or maybe that fellow tauk nya yang bersalah sebab dah tauk tempat ya tempat bas parkir, agik juak nya mok berdiri sia. Mun diriknya jelmaan bas bak transformer, boleh ampun lah juak.

TMN dan LK pun naitlah bas bersama-sama yang lain. The bus a bit dirty this time coz ada the previous passenger sik buang plastic beg ke tempat yang sepatutnya dibuang. Toklah mentality org mesia…facilities mok world class tapi mentality agik di takuk lama…third class. Then ada this privated DVD played on that bus dan translation bahasanya amatlah lintang-pukang (mcm bahasa TMN pakey tok). Buk jak TMN mok komple, driver bus ya udah nutup DVD itu. Mcm tauk jak TMN mok ngutuk DVD nya. Then ada this one lady, who sat in front of TMN dan LK, tengah syok berkakar on the phone but the conversation was a bit funny… TMN recalls :-

One lady : Nanti kamu jumpa saya dekat hotel

TMN dan LK : Huh??hmmm..

One lady : Kita makan-makan dulu. Lepas itu kita tengok movie. Tidak ada cerita bagus? Kita pergi tengok laser disc lah.

TMN dan LK : (suspicious)
One lady : Masih ada hotelkah? Nanti macamana kita mahu jumpa?

Entah apa-apalah that one lady. TMN bukan mok eaves-dropping tapi TEReaves dropping (mimjam ayat Nyak dolok). So, after a while that one lady pun sik berbunyik agik sampey di stesen bas Miridien nun. TMN dan LK sampey around pukol 11.30 malam dan kemudian sempat berembun smwhere ( TMN dunno the name of the place), makan roti john dan minum aik teh liyak. Sampey rumah OF, sempat juak berborak-borak santai until 1 oklok.


1 Disember 2007, Sabtu (Pagi)

Hole No. 9, Mojigun dan Stardust

Bangun around 8.30 in da morning koatan kelelahan gilak. Bangun ajak, terus mandik, seterika baju dan bekpas di luar. Plan mok bekpas di Hole No. 9 sia coz OF madah mee jawa sia nyamai. Rami tubuh mok pergi sia sampey berhimpit-himpit lam kreta.TMN tetiba gelak kedirik. Mun pergi udak berhimpit-himpit cemya, apatah lagi mun post makan and everyone kekenyangan dan perut pun bit berisi. Hehehe. Mcm ya lah TMN dan satu kurga di KL dolok, pernah himpit-himpit lam perodua kancil. Imajin jak kitakorg, TMN dan femly kan dalam Kategori "giant size" padah urg. Nasib bait dpt juak Kancil ya ngembak kmkorg jalan-jalan. Mesia Boleh!

Sampey di Hole No.9, org pun rami. Sindiri kena ingat coz sapa nyuruh bangun akhir, menar endak. Org punyalah rami sia. Nak tak nak, pergi bekpas tempat lain. Kmkurg pergi lah ke Lutong dan bekpas sia. Waitress sis punyalah garang dan everytime kmkurg request smthing, that waitress mesti nanyak dengan nada yang marah. Dahlah sidak ya salah hantar minuman. LK order Nescafe tarik kah, diberik sidak ya teh tarik. Sanggup LK sik mok nukar minumannya koatan sik mok jumpa ngan waitress garang ya. TMN just nahan tetak ajak. Cali ehs. Lekak bekpas, kmkurg raon2 sekitar pulau Melayu sia and then back to da crib before we all hit da town (tetiba jak mode hip-hop tok. TMN kurang kaffien kali. BRB.mok molah kopi lok).

Ok, back….around 12 something, perut kmkurg pun udah ada bunyik drum rolls. So, we went to Boulevard cya and melantak ciken chop and minum jus buah-buahan (healthy gitu. Tapi, the chop was a bit masin). Sekali masa tengah syuk2 mengunyah ciken chop, datanglah this two mamat Banglas or Pakistanis (not so sure sidak ya empun origin. Serkap jarang TMN ajak ya_. Duduk tepi kmkurg sia and masang lagu Hindustan dengan nyaring nya. Nasib kmkurg udah mok chow masa ya. Kmkurg makan telan barang makan cepat2, minum jus cepat2 then kmkurg blah dari sia. Apakes sidak ya mok masang lagu nyaring tahap cipan. Kalinya empun intention tek mok org2 yang makan foodcourt sia terhibur ngan lagu Hindustan f.o.c kot…. Nasib sidak-sidak lain lah yang agik enjoying their food sia…huhuhuhu. From Boulevard, kmkurg plan mok pergi Bintang Plaza but then cya punyalah packed giler sampey jem segala jem. So, daripada memening palak dirik empun, kmkrug pergilah ke Mojigun (TMN anak buah's empun sebutan. Should be muzium instead of Mojigun. Udah bujang nya ya bah Mesti nya malu mun Wa TMN ngungkit kisah Mojigun ngannya balit…hihihihi) Petroleum yang terletak atas bukit. Sempat pergi Kpg Hj. Wahid (bukan bapak Nessie's empun kpg as was stated by OF sebelum tok) and then pergi ke Mojigun. Sia ada tempat org testing2 merasa gegaran gempa bumi by sitting in a dummy car. Bukan main kmk urg mok coba (kalah budak2 sekolah). Siap makey seat bealt ajak kmkurg masa ya. Sekali tekan button, semuanya KO. Cis. Sempat juak bergambar sia before kmkurg hit the Pantey Luak mencarik aik lam tin. Masa ya panas membara, mcm berjalan dalam oven jak rasa (mcm ler ada dirik pernah merasa berjalan dalam oven ouh. Metafora ajak ya). Last2, Bintang Plaza kami dekatkan juga, dan akhirnya berjaya juak kmk sampey sia. TMN managed to get herself a pair of beige coloured sandals for RM35 smthing. Bargain price coz the original price was RM79 kah apa..lupak eh…and the brand pun boleh dipercayailah (bukan Speedy Rhino, k..). Makan Mc D sia and then nanggar crita wayang apa besh main malam ya. Then,kaki rasa lelah semacam coz non-stop berjalan dari pagi sampey malam (masa ya around 7 smthing). So, kmkurg balit rumah to mandik dan tukar baju before kmkurg pergi nanggar movie at 9.15 p.m.

Kmkurg a bit lambat sampey cinema cya. Manage to buy popkon juak lah. Terpaksa mintak tolong penjaga pintu wayang to lead us to our seat. TMN, OF, LK, OF youngest sis and anak buah OF joined to watch the movie "Stardust". The movie was not bad. Fantasy and Funny. BolehTMN rekomen. Jalan cerita simple but the character2 lam crita ya lah yang molah movie ya besh. LK nang menar-menar menghayati crita ya sampey OF dan TMN setengah leput nahan perut mok tetak. TMN sik mok crita lebih lanjut. Tanyalah dengan tuan empunya badan pehal nya menghayati crita sampey ya gilak. Cali eh.hehehehe…hahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahaaha….

Crita abis around eleven smthing. Then nunggu kreta depan Bintang Plaza (rasa mcm budak sekolah lah pulak. Mintak hantar pulang.huhuhu). Sampey rumah, sempat lepaking depan tv kejap and then tido.

2 Disember 2007, Ahad (pagi)

Balit Metrobelacan wey!!!

Bangun around 6.45 morning. Then pack barang pergi bekpas at somewhere yang sik jauh dari tempat stesen bas sia. Barang makan punyalah lambat sampey walhal kmkurg order nasi lemak ajak. Bukannya menda bergoreng koh. Terpaksa TMN rushing makan coz takut lambat. Tapi OF madah masih ada masa agik coz stesen bas sia sik jauh bah. Sempat juak terjumpa org porto seres bekpas cya (kecikka dunia ku). Bas TMN dan LK bertolak pukoi 9 suku. Tetiba rasa trip kmkurg tersangatlah singkat. Belalak eh. Dalam bas sempat berkenalan dengan this one lady yang "religiously dazed and confused" and this one cute chubby chinese kid yang pentar dan suka merik salam (seriously) ngan kmkurg. Very meaningful observation by TMN (yang lain sik lalek kali). Mun TMN rajin, kelaklah TMN memblog that story. Sempat juak LK merakam aksi pentar nya ya. Sampey stesen Metrobelacan around 12 something and back to reality………………….

Agik belalak lah…